• Politics

Trump Claims Attacking Judge’s Family Will ‘Enhance Fairness’ of Legal Proceedings, Citing 400 Years of Legal Tradition He Just Made Up

Larry LiteralistApril 21, 2026

Former President Trump defended attacking the judge and his family during a Mar-a-Lago speech, claiming it's a longstanding American legal tradition and enhances the fairness of trials.

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• Economy

Canada Announces Plan to Diversify Economy by Trading With Countries That Probably Have Maple Trees

Larry LiteralistApril 21, 2026

Prime Minister Mark Carney announced Canada will reduce economic dependence on the US by aggressively pursuing trade deals with countries roughly as cold as Canada.

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• Entertainment

Dyson Unveils ‘HushJet’ Handheld Fan: Cools Guests, Drowns Out Vows at Outdoor Weddings

Larry LiteralistApril 19, 2026

Dyson's new handheld fan delivers powerful cooling and the ambient noise level of a small jet, baffling wedding guests and redefining 'Hush'.

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• Politics

Congress Heroically Extends Americans’ Right to Be Spied On for Glorious Ten More Days

Larry LiteralistApril 18, 2026

Congress passed a 10-day extension of warrantless surveillance powers as Republican lawmakers failed to agree on a longer reauthorization.

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• Sport

Saudi Arabia Fires Coach for Reckless Success, Fears Uncontrollable Surge of National Optimism Ahead of World Cup

Larry LiteralistApril 18, 2026

Saudi Arabia fires coach Herve Renard after World Cup qualification, citing concerns about rising national expectations.

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• Politics

Trump-Backed Bill to Require Voters Present Proof of Citizenship, Dental Records, and Third-Grade Report Card at Polls

Larry LiteralistApril 16, 2026

The Trump-backed SAVE America Act advances in the Senate, proposing voters be required to show proof of citizenship, multiple IDs, and even personal records before accessing a ballot.

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• Technology

Best Buy Announces Ultimate Upgrade Sale, Encourages Shoppers to Replace All Possessions Every Fiscal Quarter

Larry LiteralistApril 16, 2026

Best Buy's latest sale incentivizes customers to swap perfectly functional tech for marginally updated gadgets, promising a future free of outdated electronics.

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• Entertainment

Demi Moore to Play Knife-Wielding Sous Chef With Dark Past in Amazon MGM’s ‘Tyrant,’ Film Industry Considers Michelin Stars for Acting

Larry LiteralistApril 16, 2026

Demi Moore joins Charlize Theron and Julia Garner in Amazon MGM’s upcoming high-stakes culinary thriller 'Tyrant,' set in New York's elite fine dining world.

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• Politics

Biden DOJ Receives Nobel Prize In Weaponization For Bold Use Of Law On Conservatives

Larry LiteralistApril 15, 2026

The Biden DOJ wins a Nobel Prize in Weaponization for its creative use of federal law to pursue anti-abortion activists, prompting both celebration and concern.

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• Politics

Trump Media Heroically Drops Lawsuit, Frees Up Legal Team to Focus on Suing People for Calling It ‘Truth-ish Social’

Larry LiteralistApril 14, 2026

Trump Media and Technology Group withdrew its defamation lawsuit against The Guardian over reports of a federal investigation, citing the need to reallocate legal resources to more urgent reputation-defending efforts.

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