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Trump Orders 10% Tariff On Globe Itself After Supreme Court Ruling, Vows To Tax ‘All Of Planet, Including The Ocean Parts’

Penny PunchlineFebruary 22, 2026

Donald Trump announces a new 10% tariff on the entire planet Earth after the Supreme Court strikes down his earlier global tariffs, promising that everyone standing on the ground will pay.

Sidney Crosby ‘Game-Time Decision’ After Discovering Tim Hortons on Route to Arena, Team Canada Braces for Emotional Turmoil

Penny PunchlineFebruary 22, 2026

Team Canada captain Sidney Crosby is a game-time decision for the gold medal hockey match after he is distracted by a Tim Hortons, causing anxiety for coaches and teammates.

Putin Brings List of Completely Reasonable Demands to Geneva, Including ‘Own Ukraine, Rename it West Russia, Free Pelmeni for Kremlin Staff’

Penny PunchlineFebruary 18, 2026

Russia brings extravagant and escalating demands to Geneva peace talks with Ukraine, undeterred by mounting casualties and economic woes.

UK Consumer Confidence Sinks to Dangerous Levels, Scientists Warn of Possible Nationwide Eeyore Epidemic

Penny PunchlineFebruary 17, 2026

UK consumer sentiment falls to historic lows amid rising debt fears, record rainfall, and looming fruit shortages.

Trump Administration Reveals Bold Plan To Save Money On Climate Change By No Longer Counting It

Penny PunchlineFebruary 16, 2026

The Trump administration announces its plan to save $1.3 trillion by removing all calculations of climate-related costs from federal policy, despite evidence the move will increase prices and emissions.

Trump Unveils ‘Board of Peace’: A Fold-Out Card Table Featuring Himself and Three Cardboard Cutouts

Penny PunchlineFebruary 15, 2026

A diplomatic spat erupts after Donald Trump reveals a 'Board of Peace' for Gaza consisting mostly of himself and cardboard cutouts, prompting outrage from excluded European leaders.

Billionaire Demands Immigrants Stop Draining State Funds Reserved for Struggling Billionaires

Penny PunchlineFebruary 13, 2026

Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe criticizes immigrants for costing the UK too much while simultaneously lobbying for hundreds of millions in public funding for his struggling company.

New Switch 2 Feature Lets You Ruin Friendships by Screaming During Survival Horror, Study Finds

Penny PunchlineFebruary 12, 2026

Nintendo’s Switch 2 GameShare feature has turned the tense survival horror game Tokyo Scramble into a multiplayer comedy, with players sabotaging each other and escalating family feuds nationwide.

Congress Grills DHS on New Plan to Fund Border Security Via Bake Sales, Loose Change Found in Couch Cushions

Penny PunchlineFebruary 11, 2026

Lawmakers demanded answers as DHS officials proposed funding border security with bake sales and spare change due to stalled Congressional negotiations.

French Riot Police Shocked to Learn ‘Beating Protesters’ Is Not Part of Job Description

Penny PunchlineFebruary 10, 2026

Nine French riot police officers have gone on trial in Paris, accused of beating peaceful 'yellow vest' protesters during the 2018 demonstrations.

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