• Economy

Former Mayor Claims Electromagnetic Bracelet Cured His Epilepsy, Cancer, Lack Of Military Service

Penny PunchlineDecember 19, 2025

Queensland's former Townsville mayor Troy Thompson promoted a wellness bracelet for illnesses he was never diagnosed with, sparking a corruption probe into his imaginative medical claims.

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• Entertainment

Nation Demands Answers: Why Has Domhnall Gleeson Not Been Awarded For Playing Every Known Human Emotion?

Penny PunchlineDecember 19, 2025

Domhnall Gleeson receives his first major Hollywood award, prompting widespread confusion over how someone who's played every possible character hasn't already won everything.

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• Politics

Top Trump Aide Describes Trump As ‘Alcoholic’s Personality’, Musk As ‘Odd Duck’, Nation Wonders Who’s Next on Animal Farm Comparison Chart

Penny PunchlineDecember 18, 2025

Top Trump aide Susie Wiles describes Donald Trump as having an 'alcoholic's personality' and Elon Musk as an 'odd duck' in a Vanity Fair interview, prompting widespread speculation about future animal-themed political diagnoses.

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• Technology

SwitchBot Unveils New Robovac Capable of Cleaning Spaces So Small Even Your Will to Live Can Hide There

Penny PunchlineDecember 18, 2025

SwitchBot's new K11 Plus robot vacuum, small enough to clean the tiniest nooks in your home and psyche, goes on sale for $179.99.

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• Politics

FBI Raids Mar-a-Lago After Finding ‘Suspicious Amounts of Golf Tees’ and ‘Probable Cause Vibes’

Penny PunchlineDecember 17, 2025

Recently released emails show the FBI moved forward with the 2022 Mar-a-Lago raid despite unclear probable cause, reportedly due to pressure from the Biden Justice Department.

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• Entertainment

Spielberg’s ‘Disclosure Day’ Trailer Leaves Viewers Eerily Nostalgic For Simpler Days Of Regular Alien Abductions

Penny PunchlineDecember 17, 2025

The first trailer for Steven Spielberg's new film 'Disclosure Day' baffles audiences with mysterious trances, cryptic clicking noises, and a promise that real disclosure will be even more confusing than alien abduction.

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• Politics

Chile’s Presidential Frontrunner Vows to Build Six Walls, Just in Case Migrants Can Jump Really High

Penny PunchlineDecember 16, 2025

Presidential frontrunner José Antonio Kast pledges to build six border walls to keep out migrants, sparking debate and inspiring infrastructure-themed campaign promises.

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• Economy

Rothschild Family Feud Threatens To Split Louvre In Half Like Solomon’s Baby, Art Historians Bracing For Picasso Custody Battle

Penny PunchlineDecember 15, 2025

Long-simmering inheritance tensions in the Rothschild family have erupted into a court battle over an enormous art collection, with rival baronesses Nadine and Ariane de Rothschild fighting for control over the Swiss chateau’s priceless trove.

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• Politics

Congressional Map Fight Escalates as Indiana Senate Proposes ‘Twister-Style’ District Boundaries

Penny PunchlineDecember 13, 2025

Indiana Senate rejects a GOP congressional map and instead proposes using 'Twister'-style games and random spins to determine new district boundaries amid the escalating redistricting fight.

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• Entertainment

Emma Stone To Surpass Meryl Streep And Walt Disney, Eyes Next Feat: Winning Oscar For Playing Herself Accepting Oscars

Penny PunchlineDecember 13, 2025

Emma Stone is poised to break major Oscar records with her double nominations for 'Bugonia,' potentially surpassing Meryl Streep and closing in on Walt Disney's legendary status.

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