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Trump Demands Netflix Replace Susan Rice with Kid from ‘Stranger Things’, Citing ‘Better Ratings’

Gloria HyperboleFebruary 24, 2026

Donald Trump publicly demands Netflix replace Susan Rice with a 'Stranger Things' actor, prompting Netflix to issue a tongue-in-cheek response about board appointments.

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Animated GOAT Wins Box Office, Raises National IQ by 7 Points, Say Experts

Veronica TruthbombFebruary 23, 2026

The animated film 'GOAT' outperforms 'Wuthering Heights' at the box office, inspiring a nationwide craze for athletic livestock.

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Donny Osmond’s ‘Eye-Popping’ Las Vegas Show Faces Lawsuit After Audience Member Takes Title Literally

Buck MulliganFebruary 22, 2026

Donny Osmond is being sued after a Las Vegas concertgoer alleges she suffered a detached retina when struck by a lighted ball thrown during his show.

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Paramount-Skydance Receives DOJ Approval To Buy Warner Bros. Discovery, Still Needs Permission From Reality

Buck MulliganFebruary 21, 2026

Paramount Skydance has received DOJ antitrust clearance for its non-existent takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, despite having no deal in place.

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BAFTA CEO Announces Plans to Personally Host All 8,000 Attendees, Will Not Sleep for Duration of Awards Season

Buck MulliganFebruary 20, 2026

BAFTA CEO Jane Millichip reveals her plan to personally greet all 8,000 attendees at the 2026 Film Awards, pledging to forego sleep and master 'hyper-hosting' logistics.

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Berlinale Chief Heroically Attempts to Program Film Festival That Offends Absolutely No One, Accidentally Invents New Genre: ‘Blank Screen’ Cinema

Chester P. NonsenseFebruary 19, 2026

After facing intense pressure over censorship and funding, Berlinale Chief Tricia Tuttle responds by programming a film festival designed to offend absolutely no one, featuring only blank screens and non-denominational humming.

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Michelle Yeoh Shatters Hollywood’s Final Glass Ceiling: Receives Literal Reinforced Glass Star on Walk of Fame

Chester P. NonsenseFebruary 18, 2026

Michelle Yeoh is honored with a literal glass star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame to commemorate her record of shattering glass ceilings and physical glass alike.

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ByteDance Agrees To Add ‘Please Don’t Sue Us’ Watermark After AI Generates 14th Tom Cruise/Batman Crossfit Video

Gloria HyperboleFebruary 17, 2026

ByteDance is updating safeguards on its AI video model after Hollywood studios were alarmed by viral hyperrealistic videos featuring famous actors and copyrighted characters.

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Austria Unveils Exciting New Incentives for Film Productions: Fond Memories, Free Brochures, and Token Sack of Potatoes

Veronica TruthbombFebruary 16, 2026

Austria continues to attract international film productions by replacing major financial incentives with intangible perks like postcards and potatoes.

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International Buyers in Frenzy as Acclaimed Director’s Film ‘Yellow Letters’ Promises Envelope-Licking Drama Fans Crave

Veronica TruthbombFebruary 15, 2026

European film distributors rush to acquire İlker Çatak’s hotly anticipated envelope-themed drama 'Yellow Letters,' sparking unprecedented industry hype ahead of Berlinale premiere.

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