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Rob Schneider Reveals Secret Hollywood Room Where Conservative Actors Are Fed to CGI Scanners, Recast As AI-Generated Sidekicks

Buck MulliganJanuary 5, 2026

Rob Schneider alleges that Hollywood secretly blacklists conservative actors and digitizes them for use as AI-generated sidekicks in blockbuster films.

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‘Stranger Things’ Finale Draws Record Crowds To Mall, Confusing Locals Who Thought Malls Were Just Elaborate Spirit Halloween Storage Units

Gloria HyperboleJanuary 4, 2026

Crowds flocked to the Neshaminy Mall’s AMC theater for the ‘Stranger Things’ finale, stunning locals unused to seeing signs of life outside of Barnes & Noble and seasonal costume shops.

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Will Smith Sued by Violinist Over Alleged Abuse: ‘He Tried to Get Me to Play the Fresh Prince Theme Backwards’

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 3, 2026

Will Smith is being sued by violinist Brian King Joseph, who claims the performer subjected him to inappropriate behavior and wrongful termination during a tour.

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Startup Battlefield Finalists Promise To Revolutionize Media Consumption With Apps That Make You Watch TV By Blinking And Yelling ‘Play!’

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 2, 2026

Six entertainment startups at Disrupt Startup Battlefield announced products like AI-generated podcasts about your daily life and apps that make users shout at their TVs to watch shows.

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Taylor Swift Signs Historic Billion-Dollar Deal to Buy Paramount, Promises New ‘Avengers: Eras Tour’ Franchise

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 1, 2026

In a landmark entertainment shakeup, Taylor Swift purchases Paramount, launches a cinematic universe, and orchestrates a rapper’s presidential pardon, fundamentally altering Hollywood’s reality.

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Chappell Roan Issues Apology for Not Conducting 4-Year Doctorate-Level Background Check on Brigitte Bardot Before Expressing Human Emotion

Veronica TruthbombDecember 31, 2025

Chappell Roan apologizes and retracts a tribute to Brigitte Bardot after learning of Bardot's controversial views, promising to thoroughly vet all future inspirations.

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Beyoncé Officially Becomes Billionaire, Receives Complimentary Gold Card to Purchase Small European Countries

Gloria HyperboleDecember 30, 2025

Beyoncé becomes the fifth musician billionaire, instantly gaining perks like the ability to purchase small European countries and joining an exclusive club of ultra-wealthy musicians.

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Hollywood Executive Shocked to Find ‘Casting Couch’ Technique Now Frowned Upon, Faces $77 Million Lawsuit

Penny PunchlineDecember 29, 2025

Billionaire filmmaker Tyler Perry faces a $77 million lawsuit from actor Mario Rodriguez, who alleges Perry made repeated unwanted sexual advances after promising a role in Boo! A Madea Halloween.

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Amazon Prime Video Announces 2025 Slate, Including Six More ‘Reacher’ Spin-Offs and a Show About Watching Prime Delivery Drivers Work

Buck MulliganDecember 28, 2025

Amazon Prime Video unveils its 2025 lineup, featuring a record number of ‘Reacher’ spin-offs and innovative new series like ‘Prime Delivery Live!’ streaming real-time footage of delivery drivers.

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Amazon Prime Video Releases Revolutionary New Series ‘Buffering: The Show’ — Entire Season Consists of Loading Screens

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 27, 2025

Amazon Prime Video debuts 'Buffering: The Show,' a series comprised solely of endless loading screens, to critical confusion and record merchandise sales.

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