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Netflix Announces 2025 Slate Led by K-Pop Exorcists, Hot Dog Smackdowns, and 17 Reboots of ‘The Office’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 25, 2025

Netflix reveals its 2025 streaming lineup featuring demon-hunting K-pop stars, hot dog wrestling matches, and a record number of 'The Office' reboots.

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‘Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender’ Heroically Skips Theaters To Prevent Moviegoers’ Unnecessary Leg Exercise

Penny PunchlineDecember 24, 2025

Paramount’s new ‘Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender’ film will skip theaters and debut exclusively on Paramount+, to the probable relief of fans unwilling to leave their living rooms.

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Larry Ellison Pledges Personal Fortune, Yacht Collection, and Left Shoe in Paramount’s Hostile Takeover Bidding War

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 23, 2025

Larry Ellison has pledged over $40 billion and personal assets to back Paramount's $108.4 billion hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros Discovery as media giants continue an escalating battle of corporate acquisitions.

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TikTok Creators Fret That U.S. Might Run App Like DMV, Demand Right To Lip-Sync Without Excessive Bureaucracy

Larry LiteralistDecember 22, 2025

At TikTok's inaugural awards show, creators express anxiety that potential U.S. ownership could add government bureaucracy and patriotic oversight to posting dance videos.

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New England Towns Brace for Influx of Hallmark Tourists Mistaking Hardware Stores for Magical Cocoa Shops

Veronica TruthbombDecember 21, 2025

Connecticut towns face Christmas chaos as Hallmark mega-fans descend in droves, searching for movie magic and life-changing cocoa shops.

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Peacock Launches ‘Bugonia’ to Target Elusive Demographic of Paranoid CEOs Kidnapped by Conspiracy Theorists

Penny PunchlineDecember 20, 2025

Peacock will stream Emma Stone’s latest thriller 'Bugonia,' targeting viewers interested in stories about CEOs kidnapped by conspiracy theorists.

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Nation Demands Answers: Why Has Domhnall Gleeson Not Been Awarded For Playing Every Known Human Emotion?

Penny PunchlineDecember 19, 2025

Domhnall Gleeson receives his first major Hollywood award, prompting widespread confusion over how someone who's played every possible character hasn't already won everything.

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Amazon Unveils Trailer for $40M Melania Trump Documentary Featuring 18 Minutes of Silence, Sweeping Glances at Curtains

Larry LiteralistDecember 18, 2025

Amazon releases the trailer for its $40 million documentary about Melania Trump, promising viewers exclusive, never-before-seen glimpses of the First Lady silently waiting and contemplating drapes in the lead-up to the 2025 inauguration.

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Spielberg’s ‘Disclosure Day’ Trailer Leaves Viewers Eerily Nostalgic For Simpler Days Of Regular Alien Abductions

Penny PunchlineDecember 17, 2025

The first trailer for Steven Spielberg's new film 'Disclosure Day' baffles audiences with mysterious trances, cryptic clicking noises, and a promise that real disclosure will be even more confusing than alien abduction.

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Amazon Launches ‘Surprise Movie Roulette’ Feature, Accidentally Educates Child on Concepts Beyond Wimpy Kid’s Comprehension

Larry LiteralistDecember 16, 2025

Amazon apologised after a child attempting to stream a PG-rated movie was shown a sexually explicit film due to a content mix-up.

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