In a blow to President Donald Trump’s plans to celebrate his 80th birthday with a UFC fight night on the White House lawn, former congresswoman and reality TV ghost hunter Marjorie Taylor Greene publicly denounced the event as ‘unpresidential’—despite previously proposing Monster Truck rallies in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Speaking to a packed Waffle House, Greene told NewsNation, ‘I love birthday parties and full-contact sports, but it’s inappropriate to host a cage match on federal grass. I’d recommend a wholesome alternative, like an extreme Bible study or, at minimum, political mud wrestling.’

The UFC bash is slated to feature seven fights, with an undercard match between Secretary of Agriculture Dwayne “The Combine” Forrester and the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt (hologram edition). Trump reportedly will officiate from a gold-plated octagon, pausing periodically to blow out birthday candles and re-litigate the 2020 election.

White House Press Secretary Chet “The Ref” McAllister defended the plan, saying, ‘The President believes nothing brings Americans together like bare-knuckle diplomacy. Plus, the Rose Garden is already trashed.’

Meanwhile, Senator Lindsey Graham weighed in, telling reporters, ‘I just hope no one tracks mud onto the Resolute Desk. That’s where I keep my jellybeans.’

Despite Greene’s criticism, Trump supporters have responded enthusiastically, with many already camping on the South Lawn in line for nachos. ‘It’s either this or another Zoom fundraiser,’ said superfan Janet “The Patriotic Panther” Willoughby. ‘At least here, I might see Ron DeSantis tap out to Kamala Harris.’