Outdoor enthusiasts across the nation rejoiced this Memorial Day as BioLite’s state-of-the-art stakeable Site Lights dropped to the bargain-basement price of $74.89—a whole $25 less than the usual $99.95. The six-bulb set, praised for its convenience, versatility, and ability to simulate the fleeting presence of the sun in 1,000-square-foot patches of middle-class despair, is now within reach for those who splurge on Patagonia fleeces instead of rent.

“I used to wander back to my tent by the dim glow of my existential dread,” said Angela Tibbets, an amateur camper and full-time IT consultant. “Now, thanks to BioLite, I can see exactly where I tripped over my self-worth. And the best part: the ABS stakes also double as tent pegs—finally, the two things I most often lose are now attached.”

The Site Lights’ clamshell solar charging case, described by reviewers as “AirPods for people who own bear spray,” can charge each shatterproof bulb twice on a full battery. “We wanted to invent something that combines the fun of wireless earbuds with the thrill of staring at your phone to check battery levels in the wilderness,” explained BioLite product designer Mason Hargrove. “Now anxiety is portable, solar-powered, and dimmable.”

Some consumers remain skeptical. “I paid $75 for six lightbulbs and now I can finally read the warning labels on the $400 smokeless fire pit I can’t afford to light,” said avid Amazon shopper Dale Fretwell. “But the ambiance is incredible—I feel like I’m glamping in a dystopian fever dream.”