WASHINGTON, DC—The nation was shaken to its core this week after revelations that Dayton Webber, a quadruple-amputee cornhole world champion and beloved motivational TikTok sensation, may possess the radical personality defect known as ‘having a dark side.’

Webber, long celebrated by the National Cornhole Association for his ability to toss beanbags with remarkable accuracy despite lacking all four limbs, is now the prime suspect in the fatal shooting of local bass fisherman Bradrick Wells in what authorities are calling ‘an exceptionally complicated love triangle.’

“I always thought if you could master cornhole with no arms or legs, you’d be too busy inspiring the masses to dabble in homicide,” confessed neighbor and cornhole enthusiast Judy McGrew. “It just goes to show, you never know what a person is capable of—even if they’re literally incapable of holding a gun.”

Former girlfriend Tori Mattingly told TMZ, “Dayton would sometimes raise his voice at me, or threaten to beat me at cornhole. I guess I ignored the red flags—like when he started practicing trick shots with his teeth.”

Meanwhile, National Cornhole Association President Ted ‘Beanbag’ Rawlins expressed regret but issued a statement reassuring the public: “While we condemn all forms of murder, we want to remind fans that the league’s official position is ‘innocent until proven guilty, even if you’re the only quadruple-amputee in league history.’”

As police investigate, fans are left reeling—and questioning if any inspirational figure is truly safe from the temptations of murder.