In a historic gesture that experts say could finally heal the deep wounds of the Hundred Years’ War, Netflix and France’s TF1 Group have launched an unprecedented streaming-broadcast partnership, instantly uniting their vast catalogs of Unoriginal Programming as one. French subscribers who have long demanded greater access to TF1+’s library of high-stakes cooking competitions and primetime dramas about emotional veterinarians can now breathe easy—these treasures will stream into their living rooms via Netflix, for the low, low price of their mental well-being.

Industry insiders are calling the move “bold,” “visionary,” and “inevitable since both platforms ran out of things to reboot.” Netflix France’s Head of Reluctant Partnerships, Laurent Dubois, hailed the deal as a defining moment. “Finally, we can share France’s proudest television achievements with our subscribers, including 14 different versions of ‘La Star Académie’ and every season of ‘Joséphine, Ange Gardien,’” Dubois said while hastily removing several canceled series from the homepage.

TF1 spokesperson Chantal Lefevre proclaimed, “This is a revolution for French culture. For the first time, one platform will allow people to binge both ‘Koh-Lanta’ and ‘Bridgerton’ in a single, gloriously disorienting evening.”

French TV super-fan Maurice Petit expressed his delight: “I can’t wait for the new Netflix Originals inspired by TF1—the world needs ‘Emily in Boulogne-Billancourt.’”

When asked about the next step in the partnership, both companies confirmed plans to jointly develop a dark, gritty reboot of ‘Les Guignols de l’info’ starring robots and American stand-up comics.