In a shocking revelation that has rocked the halls of progressive podcasting, prominent far-left commentator Jennifer Welch expressed her dismay Monday upon discovering President Joe Biden failed to personally hurl Donald Trump into a maximum-security cell, describing the lapse as “the ultimate betrayal.”

“I thought when we elected Biden, he’d just go full Mortal Kombat on Trump and finish him with a legal finisher,” Welch lamented on her podcast ‘Infinite Equity.’ “Instead, he’s just, like, respecting the Constitution. It’s disgusting. He f—ed us so hard, I need an emotional chiropractor.”

Sources say progressive groups are scrambling to find a clause in the Federal Code titled ‘Presidential Nemesis Disposal,’ though none have succeeded. In a tearful Instagram Live, activist Kimber Wilde demanded Biden “use his executive powers to at least drop Trump into a trapdoor or send him to the Phantom Zone.”

White House spokesperson Andrew Slopes attempted to clarify the president’s actual authority: “The president can’t just summon the Marshals and order a citizen’s arrest during SNL. That’s not how any of this works.”

Meanwhile, rival podcaster Sam Cross suggested a novel approach: “Maybe if we all clap and believe in justice, Trump will just be prosecuted by Tinkerbell. Come on, people! Believe harder!”

As the progressive podcast community navigates this constitutional letdown, many have begun demanding sweeping reforms, including a proposal for Presidents to be allowed one ‘prisoner pick’ per term, “just to keep things spicy.”