LONDON—In what experts are calling “the least surprising plot twist since Kanye said something weird,” Saul Adamczewski—once of Fat White Family, now best known for fronting Insecure Men—was dropped this week by both his record label and, quite possibly, anyone with a functioning conscience. The development comes after two women accused Adamczewski of physical and emotional abuse, a revelation that, according to fans, ‘could have been easily guessed just by reading his last album’s liner notes.’

According to sources, Adamczewski’s record label, Because Music, made the decision after conducting what CEO Lucien Brique described as ‘an intensive 5-minute Google search.’ “When we signed Saul, we were really hoping the ‘Fat White Family’ thing was just ironic,” Brique noted. “Turns out, it was more like foreshadowing.”

Supporters of Adamczewski have predictably rushed to his defense, with longtime fan and part-time vape enthusiast Milo Frawley stating, “Look, if you listen to music made by guys who have ‘Fat’ and ‘Insecure’ in their band names, you can’t be shocked when you find out they have body issues and raging insecurities. I just thought it would be more, you know, poetic.”

Meanwhile, fellow indie musician and possible cryptid, Jarvis Cocker, weighed in: “Frankly, I’m just upset that this will overshadow my upcoming album, ‘Moderately Disturbed Gentlemen.’ Dammit, Saul.”

For his part, Adamczewski released a public statement, writing, “I’m sorry if people misunderstood my behavior. I thought smashing bottles and emotional manipulation was part of the live experience. I guess I went too avant-garde.”

Industry analysts report that Adamczewski is expected to rebrand as a SoundCloud wellness coach or possibly the next contestant on ‘The Masked Defendant.’