SAN FRANCISCO — Citing its recent milestone of $500 million in annualized revenue and 1 million new projects each week, business-building platform Lovable announced Tuesday that it now launches so many internal tools per day that employees have no idea whether they’re developing software, automating lunch orders, or accidentally founding a new cryptocurrency.

“I came in this morning to update our invoicing system and, by lunchtime, discovered I was CEO of a new fintech app called ‘GardenPay,'” said product manager Aidan Fox, surrounded by 40 browser tabs, each with a Lovable dashboard promising to “streamline workflows by creating infinite new workflows.” “Honestly, I’m not sure if we’re making progress or just generating recursive project launchers at geometric speed.”

The company, which defines a ‘project’ as “anything with at least one user and three post-it notes,” claims it is empowering users to replace all legacy software, management hierarchies, and several basic tenets of causality. CTO Mia Tran crowed, “At Lovable, we enable teams to replace HR, payroll, Slack, meetings, and even family pets with a single click. If you can dream it, Lovable will launch it—sometimes before you even know you need it.”

Industry analysts are intrigued. “Lovable’s viral growth is powered almost entirely by middle managers accidentally spinning up 12 new tools every time they try to send an email,” said Gartner’s lead tech forecaster, Dr. Raj Patel. “If this trend continues, the global economy will consist solely of Lovable projects creating even more Lovable projects.”

At press time, Lovable announced its IPO would be conducted entirely within a Lovable project titled ‘IPO Wizard,’ projected to earn $2 trillion by Friday.