Mar-a-Lago, FL—Consumers eager to hold the brand new Trump Mobile T1 phone in their hands have been dealt another setback, as company officials confirmed Tuesday that the highly anticipated device, which began shipping ‘last week, or maybe the week before,’ has so far only materialized in the spiritual realm.

Trump Mobile CEO Kelly Goldblatz told reporters, “The T1 is absolutely real. It’s being shipped everywhere—just maybe not on Earth yet, but definitely in alternate dimensions where America is already great again. Our tracking number says it’s ‘in transit’ through the space-time continuum.”

While tech journalists at The Verge have dutifully checked their mailboxes, glove compartments, and portal to the quantum zone, no physical T1s have surfaced. Instead, buyers have been treated to exclusive pre-ownership benefits, such as daily email affirmations that a package is coming. “I receive a weekly shipping confirmation, a prayer for patience, and a signed photo of Eric Trump holding what might be a phone-shaped lump under a bath towel,” said tech reviewer Jamie Wexler. “Honestly, it’s more support than I get from my actual phone.”

Early adopters remain unshaken. “I’ve heard the T1 has a 1,776-day battery life and a gold-plated firewall. For $1,999, I can wait another month or twelve,” said loyalist Raymond DeVille, who has already cleared an altar space on his desk in anticipation.

Reached for comment, a Trump Mobile spokesperson clarified, “The phones are 100 percent shipped. If you can’t see yours yet, that’s between you, the Lord, and USPS.”