• Economy

Davos Plunged Into Chaos As Leaders Urged To Remain Calm Over Imminent Tariff War With Greenland

Buck MulliganJanuary 21, 2026

World leaders at Davos were urged to remain calm as fears of a trade war with Greenland threatened to disrupt global markets.

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• Entertainment

Julio Iglesias Denies Sexual Abuse, Admits Only Crime Is ‘Too Many Love Songs on a Single Album’

Buck MulliganJanuary 18, 2026

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias denies allegations of sexual abuse from former employees, insisting his only 'crime' is producing excessive love songs.

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• Politics

Trump Humbly Accepts Secondhand Nobel Peace Prize, Touts Plans to Melt It Down Into ‘Really Classy Belt Buckle’

Buck MulliganJanuary 17, 2026

After María Corina Machado gives Donald Trump her Nobel Peace Prize medal, Norwegian politicians condemn the move as absurd while Trump celebrates the honor and vows to repurpose it for his personal style.

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• Economy

Top Trump Adviser Assures Nation That Grand Jury Subpoenas Are Just ‘Routine Greeting Cards’ for Fed Officials

Buck MulliganJanuary 17, 2026

Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett reassures the public that a DOJ grand jury investigation into the Federal Reserve is just a harmless procedural gesture.

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• Economy

China Achieves $1 Trillion Trade Surplus, Offers to Buy Rest of World Just to Save Everyone the Trouble

Buck MulliganJanuary 16, 2026

China posted a historic $1 trillion trade surplus in 2025, leading Beijing to propose purchasing the rest of the world to streamline global commerce.

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• Entertainment

Hollywood Conservatives Forced To Use Secret Handshakes, Speak In Code To Avoid Detection

Buck MulliganJanuary 16, 2026

Actor Robert Davi claims Hollywood conservatives must communicate in secret to avoid career-ending exposure.

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• Politics

Trump Assures Iranian Protesters That U.S. Support Will Arrive ‘Any Minute Now, Just Hang Tight for a Couple Decades’

Buck MulliganJanuary 14, 2026

Donald Trump issued a bold promise to Iranian protesters that help from the United States is imminent, though sources confirm it largely consists of social media encouragement and patriotic merchandise.

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• Entertainment

Julio Iglesias Accused of Operating World’s First Luxury Harassment Resort: ‘Humiliation Packages Were All-Inclusive,’ Say Former Staff

Buck MulliganJanuary 14, 2026

Spanish singer Julio Iglesias has been accused by former employees of turning his Caribbean mansions into lavish sites of harassment and humiliation.

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• Economy

GameStop Unveils Bold New Strategy: Close Every Store, Hope for $100 Billion Market Cap Anyway

Buck MulliganJanuary 12, 2026

GameStop announces plans to close over 400 stores in a continued push to cut costs and reach a $100 billion market cap, with CEO Ryan Cohen potentially earning $35 billion in stock options if the company succeeds.

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• Politics

Trump Declares Self Emperor Of Venezuela, Offers Citizenship To Mar-A-Lago Members

Buck MulliganJanuary 12, 2026

Donald Trump declared himself Emperor of Venezuela after a dramatic US-led abduction of Nicolás Maduro, promising American companies and Mar-a-Lago members special access to the country's resources.

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