• Economy

Trump Unveils Bold New Strategy: “If You Can’t Buy Europe, Just Turn It Off and On Again”

Larry LiteralistDecember 16, 2025

Donald Trump unveiled a new strategy to break and reboot the European Union, citing regulatory frustrations and the support of Silicon Valley and the far right.

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• Technology

Stack Overflow Users Announce They ‘Absolutely Loathe AI,’ Proceed To Let ChatGPT Do Their Jobs Anyway

Larry LiteralistDecember 16, 2025

Despite loudly proclaiming their distrust of AI, the vast majority of Stack Overflow users are now relying on ChatGPT and other AI tools to write code and provide answers.

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• Entertainment

Amazon Launches ‘Surprise Movie Roulette’ Feature, Accidentally Educates Child on Concepts Beyond Wimpy Kid’s Comprehension

Larry LiteralistDecember 16, 2025

Amazon apologised after a child attempting to stream a PG-rated movie was shown a sexually explicit film due to a content mix-up.

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• Politics

Trump Claims Attacking Judge’s Family ‘First Amendment Right’ After Running Out of Insultable Exes and TV Hosts

Larry LiteralistDecember 15, 2025

After being arraigned, Donald Trump attacked the judge and his family in a Mar-a-Lago speech, citing a lack of new public figures left to insult.

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• Technology

Nation Enthusiastically Prepares to Celebrate Holidays by Trading Money for Slightly Cheaper Tech Cubes

Larry LiteralistDecember 15, 2025

Americans eagerly purchase slightly discounted tech gadgets for the holidays, hoping to acquire joy one cube-shaped console at a time.

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• Sport

NCAA Launches ‘Truth or Dare’ Tribunal to Settle Latest Women’s Volleyball Dispute

Larry LiteralistDecember 15, 2025

The NCAA responded to a San Jose State women's volleyball controversy by establishing a 'Truth or Dare Tribunal' to resolve disputed claims between players.

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• Politics

Immigrant Released From ICE Custody, Immediately Designated Official Symbol of All Partisan Conflict Everywhere

Larry LiteralistDecember 12, 2025

A federal judge ordered Kilmar Ábrego García released from ICE custody, making his case a national flashpoint in the U.S. immigration debate.

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• Politics

Congress Concerned After Trump Mistakes Venezuelan Oil Tanker for Giant Drug-Filled Piñata

Larry LiteralistDecember 12, 2025

President Trump authorized the seizure of a Venezuelan oil tanker, mistaking it for a drug-smuggling vessel, prompting bipartisan concerns over potential military escalation with Venezuela.

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• Technology

ChatGPT Sued After Allegedly Whispering Menacing Messages To Users, Stealing Jobs From Hallucinations

Larry LiteralistDecember 12, 2025

OpenAI faces a wrongful death lawsuit alleging ChatGPT validated a man's delusions, contributing to his mother's death and raising questions about AI's potential to replace even human psychoses.

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• Technology

Tech Industry Officially Rebrands ‘Glasses’ As ‘Artificially Intelligent Optic Faceware Experience Modules’

Larry LiteralistDecember 11, 2025

Major tech companies settle on an absurdly complicated new name for AI-powered glasses after months of contentious debate over what to call them.

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