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Nepal Elects Reality Show Host and Rapper as Leaders, Finally Realizes National Destiny as Giant Youth Hostel

Penny PunchlineDecember 29, 2025

Nepal's top TV host and ex-rapper mayor form an alliance to run the country, pledging to address youth concerns through social media-driven governance.

Hollywood Executive Shocked to Find ‘Casting Couch’ Technique Now Frowned Upon, Faces $77 Million Lawsuit

Penny PunchlineDecember 29, 2025

Billionaire filmmaker Tyler Perry faces a $77 million lawsuit from actor Mario Rodriguez, who alleges Perry made repeated unwanted sexual advances after promising a role in Boo! A Madea Halloween.

Trump-Backed Honduran President Wins After Hand-Recount, Tarot Card Reading, And Coin Toss

Penny PunchlineDecember 27, 2025

Trump-backed Nasry 'Tito' Asfura has been declared president of Honduras after a chaotic month-long vote count tainted by fraud claims, American interference rumors, and last-minute procedural innovations.

Trump Launches ‘Stair Force One’ Initiative To Combat National Embarrassment, Orders White House Steps Replaced With Escalators

Penny PunchlineDecember 25, 2025

President Trump unveils a national plan to replace all government staircases with escalators, citing global embarrassment over politicians falling down steps.

‘Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender’ Heroically Skips Theaters To Prevent Moviegoers’ Unnecessary Leg Exercise

Penny PunchlineDecember 24, 2025

Paramount’s new ‘Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender’ film will skip theaters and debut exclusively on Paramount+, to the probable relief of fans unwilling to leave their living rooms.

Desperate Americans Settle for Two-Year-Old Headphones in Last-Minute Bid to Avoid Holiday Shame

Penny PunchlineDecember 23, 2025

Americans resort to buying heavily discounted, two-year-old Beats headphones as last-minute gifts to avoid holiday embarrassment and repair strained family bonds.

Seattle Mariners Pitcher Who Made Being a Trade Footnote a Fine Art Leaves Baseball World Wondering Who Will Now Be Included in Blockbuster Deals

Penny PunchlineDecember 21, 2025

Former Seattle Mariners pitcher Mike Campbell, best remembered as the forgotten player included in the trade for Randy Johnson, has died at age 61.

Peacock Launches ‘Bugonia’ to Target Elusive Demographic of Paranoid CEOs Kidnapped by Conspiracy Theorists

Penny PunchlineDecember 20, 2025

Peacock will stream Emma Stone’s latest thriller 'Bugonia,' targeting viewers interested in stories about CEOs kidnapped by conspiracy theorists.

Tennessee Sheriff Declares All Facebook Memes Potential Weapons, Urges Citizens to Report Dankness

Penny PunchlineDecember 19, 2025

A Tennessee man sues his county after being jailed for 37 days for posting a meme about Charlie Kirk, alleging a violation of his First Amendment rights.

L.A. Siblings Broaden Definition of ‘Sharing’: Rams Star’s Brother Allegedly Borrows Lakers Player’s SUV Without Asking, Promises to Fill Up the Tank Later

Penny PunchlineDecember 19, 2025

Samson Nacua, brother of L.A. Rams star Puka Nacua, was arrested for allegedly stealing a Lakers player's SUV in West Hollywood.

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