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Judge Demands Sworn Testimony On Whether ‘Oops, We Deported Them Anyway’ Is Valid Legal Strategy

Gloria HyperboleNovember 21, 2025

Judge investigates whether Trump officials’ defense that they ‘accidentally’ defied a deportation order will become a new legal precedent.

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Trump Defends Saudi Prince: ‘Who Among Us Hasn’t Had an Awkward Dinner Guest Incident?’

Larry LiteralistNovember 21, 2025

The article satirizes Trump's defense of the Saudi crown prince by treating the Khashoggi killing as a minor social faux pas and highlighting Trump's eager pursuit of Saudi business deals.

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Saudi Official Implicated in Twitter Spy Plot To Lead US Social Media Safety Seminar

Buck MulliganNovember 21, 2025

Satire imagines the alleged Saudi Twitter spy leading a U.S. seminar on social media integrity and privacy.

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Federal Judge Demands Sworn Testimony From Trump Officials, Unconvinced ‘We Forgot Court Order’ Counts As Legal Defense

Buck MulliganNovember 19, 2025

Judge demands sworn testimony after Trump officials claim 'forgetting a court order' as a legal defense for mass deportations.

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Nicki Minaj Appointed UN Crisis Ambassador, Expected to Solve Nigerian Conflict with ‘Super Bass’ Remix

Gloria HyperboleNovember 19, 2025

Nicki Minaj is satirically appointed to resolve the Nigerian Christian crisis at the UN, relying on her musical fame and social media activism.

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• Politics

Saudi Delegation Pledges Not To Spy On Twitter Critics During US Visit, Will ‘Just Use Instagram Instead’

Gloria HyperboleNovember 19, 2025

Saudi aides accused of spying on Twitter critics pledge to surveil dissenters using other social media apps during US trip.

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Trump Offers Saudi Prince Lifetime Platinum Rewards Card, Free Murder Coverups with Every 10th Investment

Penny PunchlineNovember 19, 2025

Trump downplays Khashoggi murder while hilariously offering Saudi Crown Prince perks for continued investment, blending business deals with casual coverups.

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Trump Launches New ‘Attack a Judge’ Rewards Program, Cites Need for ‘Frequent Critic Miles’

Gloria HyperboleNovember 19, 2025

Trump responds to legal troubles by launching a satirical customer loyalty program that rewards supporters for insulting judges and their families.

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Chile’s Election Down To Ultraconservative Trump Impersonator Versus Communist, Nation Eager To See Which Decade It’s Returning To

Larry LiteralistNovember 19, 2025

Chile’s presidential election ignites nostalgia battle as citizens must choose between a Trump-style ultraconservative and an old-school Communist, with the winner promising a return to a vintage decade.

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• Politics

GOP Now Demands Epstein Files Be Released ‘Only If They’re Printed in Comic Sans and Redacted With Lisa Frank Stickers’

Penny PunchlineNovember 19, 2025

Republicans now advocate for releasing Epstein files only if they’re absurdly redacted and censored in a way that protects their interests.

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