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For Only $8, Inscryption Will Ruin Your Life More Cheaply Than Ever Before

In a move lauded by economists and existential dread specialists alike, Humble has slashed the price of Daniel Mullins’ psychological deckbuilder Inscryption to a mere $7.99, allowing millions to spiral into digital paranoia without breaking the bank.

Fans describe the critically-acclaimed title as starting off as a roguelike card game, but quickly, and with little warning, morphing into a genre-defying carnival ride through madness, conspiracy, and what one player simply called ‘cryptic woodland trauma.’

“For less than the price of a Chipotle burrito, I experienced an emotional unraveling that took three therapy sessions to comprehend,” said self-proclaimed deckmaster Brian P. Wobble. “I haven’t trusted a squirrel since.”

The game, notorious for breaking the fourth wall and occasionally the fifth, sixth, and seventh, is now considered by tech experts to be the most cost-effective way to question your very reality. “Inscryption is now 60% off, but the value of your personal identity crisis has never been higher,” noted digital economist Dr. Lisa Cryptstein. “That’s what I call synergy.”

Sources at Steam confirm that thousands of users have already taken advantage of the deal. “I bought it for the cards. I stayed for the existential dread and talking stoats,” said part-time wizard and full-time regretter Marcus ‘Skulldog’ Peters. “My family says I’m different now. More… polygonal.”

The Humble store assures players the game is compatible with Windows, Mac, Linux, and any operating system that supports minor psychological trauma. The sale ends soon, so act fast if you’d like to ruin your week for under ten bucks—a true steal in today’s market.

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