• Politics

Trump Cuts Diplomatic Ties With Clooney Household Over Sudden Surge in Franco-American Tension

Buck MulliganJanuary 2, 2026

Donald Trump announces a personal diplomatic break with George and Amal Clooney after their decision to become French citizens, escalating tension between Trump and the Clooney household.

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• Politics

Trump Vaguely Boasts of Destroying Possibly Real, Definitely ‘Very Big’ Venezuelan Facility, Details Pending from Imagination

Buck MulliganJanuary 2, 2026

Donald Trump claimed the US destroyed a large facility in Venezuela without providing any details and US officials have offered no confirmation.

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• Sport

NFL Approves Plan For Browns, Dolphins, Jets To Share Single Playbook Titled ‘Hope & Despair’

Buck MulliganJanuary 2, 2026

The NFL has announced that the Browns, Dolphins, and Jets will share a single communal playbook, combining their decades of football futility into one unified strategy.

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• Economy

Australian Economy Braces for 2026 as Inflation, Precious Metals, and AI Compete to Ruin Everyone’s Day First

Buck MulliganJanuary 1, 2026

Amid soaring metal prices, stubborn inflation, and a booming AI sector, the Australian economy prepares for another unpredictable year as experts and citizens alike debate which crisis will prove most annoying.

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• Politics

Trump Proposes ‘World’s Greatest Golf Course’ as Demilitarized Zone at Mar-a-Lago Peace Summit With Zelenskyy

Buck MulliganDecember 29, 2025

Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy meet at Mar-a-Lago to discuss ending the Ukraine war, with Trump proposing to turn Donbas into a golf course as a peace solution.

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• Politics

Trump-Backed Honduran Candidate Declared Winner After Vote Count Lasting Longer Than Most Honduran Infrastructure Projects

Buck MulliganDecember 29, 2025

Honduran officials declared Trump-backed Nasry 'Tito' Asfura president after a month-long, controversy-filled vote count that was completed before all contested ballots were reviewed.

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• Economy

Former Malaysian PM Najib Razak Awarded ‘Buy 15 Years, Get 6 Free’ Prison Sentence in Nation’s Longest Running Loyalty Program

Buck MulliganDecember 28, 2025

Former Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak receives an additional 15-year prison sentence for his role in the 1MDB scandal, substantially increasing his previous term.

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• Entertainment

Amazon Prime Video Announces 2025 Slate, Including Six More ‘Reacher’ Spin-Offs and a Show About Watching Prime Delivery Drivers Work

Buck MulliganDecember 28, 2025

Amazon Prime Video unveils its 2025 lineup, featuring a record number of ‘Reacher’ spin-offs and innovative new series like ‘Prime Delivery Live!’ streaming real-time footage of delivery drivers.

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• Sport

FIFA Assures World ‘Pride Match’ Decision Will Be Made After Consulting Oracle Octopus Paul’s Remains

Buck MulliganDecember 27, 2025

FIFA delays its decision on allowing a World Cup Pride Match, citing the need for supernatural consultation and cultural sensitivity, while ignoring organizers' repeated attempts at contact.

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• Politics

Briton Facing Deportation For Fighting Disinformation Accused Of Illegally Smuggling Facts Into United States

Buck MulliganDecember 26, 2025

British anti-disinformation campaigner Imran Ahmed launches a legal challenge against the Trump administration after facing deportation for allegedly bringing unauthorized facts into the United States.

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