• Politics

Venezuela’s New Leader Promises to Both Destroy and Save Country at Same Time to Appease Everyone

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 5, 2026

New Venezuelan interim leader Delcy Rodríguez promises to defy the US, support Maduro, and appease all sides at once in a bid to please everyone and no one.

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• Entertainment

Will Smith Sued by Violinist Over Alleged Abuse: ‘He Tried to Get Me to Play the Fresh Prince Theme Backwards’

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 3, 2026

Will Smith is being sued by violinist Brian King Joseph, who claims the performer subjected him to inappropriate behavior and wrongful termination during a tour.

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• Entertainment

Taylor Swift Signs Historic Billion-Dollar Deal to Buy Paramount, Promises New ‘Avengers: Eras Tour’ Franchise

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 1, 2026

In a landmark entertainment shakeup, Taylor Swift purchases Paramount, launches a cinematic universe, and orchestrates a rapper’s presidential pardon, fundamentally altering Hollywood’s reality.

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• Entertainment

Chappell Roan Issues Apology for Not Conducting 4-Year Doctorate-Level Background Check on Brigitte Bardot Before Expressing Human Emotion

Veronica TruthbombDecember 31, 2025

Chappell Roan apologizes and retracts a tribute to Brigitte Bardot after learning of Bardot's controversial views, promising to thoroughly vet all future inspirations.

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• Sport

‘Battle Of The Sexes’ Tennis Match Fails To Cure Gender Relations Forever, Fans Outraged

Veronica TruthbombDecember 30, 2025

Fans express disappointment after the hyped 'Battle of the Sexes' tennis match between Nick Kyrgios and Aryna Sabalenka fails to resolve all gender issues or live up to its billing as a historic showdown.

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• Technology

Americans Flock to $180 Earbuds with Flexible Wing Tips in Desperate Attempt to Manifest 2026 Fitness Resolutions Early

Veronica TruthbombDecember 30, 2025

New Powerbeats Fit earbuds with flexible wing tips spark national frenzy as consumers hope high-tech accessories will finally motivate them to keep fitness promises.

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• Technology

Americans Celebrate ‘Sacred Week of Deal Worship’ By Upgrading Phones They Bought Two Months Ago

Veronica TruthbombDecember 29, 2025

During the post-Christmas deal frenzy, Americans rush to upgrade their electronics yet again, spurred by existential dread, price drops, and a pervasive sense that buying discounted goods is the true meaning of the season.

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• Sport

Giants’ Malik Nabers Stars in New Ad Campaign Teaching Children How to Disappoint Fantasy Football Owners Early

Veronica TruthbombDecember 28, 2025

Giants wide receiver Malik Nabers stars in a new ad campaign jokingly teaching kids the art of season-ending injuries and disappointing fantasy football owners.

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• Entertainment

Netflix Announces 2025 Lineup: 17 K-Pop Demon Hunter Spin-Offs, WWE-Hot Dog Eating Crossover, and 24/7 Potato Chip Bag Cam

Veronica TruthbombDecember 26, 2025

Netflix unveils its 2025 streaming lineup featuring a barrage of KPop Demon Hunter spin-offs, bizarre competitive eating events, and a live camera feed of the potato chip bag that sealed their historic movie deal.

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• Politics

US Vows Unwavering Commitment to Free Speech by Banning Foreigners Who Disagree With Its Definition of Free Speech

Veronica TruthbombDecember 25, 2025

The US government bans five European anti-disinformation advocates from entering the country while emphatically reiterating its commitment to free speech.

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