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Latino Small Business Owners Demand Trump Bring Back 2016 Economy, Preferably With Less Trump

Larry LiteralistJanuary 26, 2026

Hispanic small business owners are seeking a return to economic growth under Trump, but without Trump himself, creating a new challenge for Republicans.

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Latino Voters Shun Trump Economy After Discovering It Doesn’t Come With Free Tacos

Larry LiteralistJanuary 25, 2026

Latino small business owners express disappointment after realizing Trump's economy does not include the free tacos and festive perks they expected.

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Bank Of England Warns: If Britons Keep Getting Raises, Entire Economy May Suffer From Happiness Outbreak

Penny PunchlineJanuary 24, 2026

Bank of England officials warn that continued UK wage growth could doom the economy to dangerously high levels of public happiness and prevent interest rate cuts.

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Latino Entrepreneurs Furious to Discover Trump’s Economy Not Accepting Pesos or Empanadas as Legal Tender

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 23, 2026

Latino small business owners who once supported Trump are now frustrated with the reality of his economic policies, signaling potential trouble for Republicans in the upcoming midterms.

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Nigel Farage Accidentally Becomes Supreme Ayatollah of Crypto After Iran Embraces Tether

Gloria HyperboleJanuary 22, 2026

Iran’s central bank has reportedly relied on massive sums of Tether, a cryptocurrency touted by Nigel Farage, to evade sanctions and revolutionize global crypto politics.

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Davos Plunged Into Chaos As Leaders Urged To Remain Calm Over Imminent Tariff War With Greenland

Buck MulliganJanuary 21, 2026

World leaders at Davos were urged to remain calm as fears of a trade war with Greenland threatened to disrupt global markets.

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China Celebrates Economic Growth Target by Quietly Lowering Target Until It’s Achieved

Chester P. NonsenseJanuary 20, 2026

China's government announces it has met its economic growth target by continually lowering the target until it was achieved, despite facing serious domestic and international challenges.

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China Celebrates Trillion-Dollar Trade Surplus By Sending Complimentary Surplus To All Americans Who Can’t Escape Chinese Goods

Veronica TruthbombJanuary 19, 2026

China posted a record trillion-dollar trade surplus in 2025, further highlighting global economic dependence on Chinese goods despite renewed U.S. tariffs.

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China Shocked to Discover Rest of World Also Likes Cheap Stuff, Accidentally Becomes Global Mall

Larry LiteralistJanuary 18, 2026

China reports a record trade surplus by selling previously unsellable products to the rest of the world, baffling American officials who thought tariffs would slow exports.

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Top Trump Adviser Assures Nation That Grand Jury Subpoenas Are Just ‘Routine Greeting Cards’ for Fed Officials

Buck MulliganJanuary 17, 2026

Trump economic adviser Kevin Hassett reassures the public that a DOJ grand jury investigation into the Federal Reserve is just a harmless procedural gesture.

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