Bahrain petitions the UK Supreme Court to recognize its claimed legal immunity for spying on dissidents in London, arguing sovereign privilege permits international surveillance.

Senator Mark Kelly refuses to back down after the Pentagon investigates his video telling military members to disregard illegal orders, prompting a round of performative outrage from both parties.

Senator Jim Justice and his wife agree to pay over $5 million in back taxes after 16 years of nonpayment and a recent federal lawsuit.

Donald Trump alleges Venezuela is to blame for both his 2020 election loss and various personal technological difficulties, vowing swift action unless his streaming issues are resolved.

Senator Mark Kelly faces Pentagon backlash after suggesting U.S. troops should only follow legal orders, prompting widespread confusion and concern among officials.

Satire lampoons Trump's claim that Venezuela rigged the 2020 election by demanding the return of stolen ballots and 'mystical voting algorithms.'

The satirical article mocks the idea of a government efficiency office fighting waste by suggesting they will work covertly from coffee shops now that their official office has closed.

Trump and Xi agree to resolve the Taiwan issue through a televised rock-paper-scissors showdown.

In an unprecedented move, EU members of NATO have unanimously voted to completely dissolve the military alliance, citing a strong desire to not upset Vladimir Putin. The decision involves detailed plans to carefully dismantle NATO headquarters, redistribute all equipment to local museums, and send Putin a heartfelt apology gift basket.

In a stunning announcement, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio have been jointly awarded the Nobel Prize for Stupidity after publicly baffling the world by expecting gratitude from Ukraine’s Zelensky for reportedly giving Ukraine to Russia. Their remarkable inability to comprehend basic geopolitical realities has set a new standard in cluelessness.