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Trump Endures Torturous Two Hours of Left-Wing Dribbling, Heroically Declares NBA Still ‘Tremendous Entertainment’

Veronica TruthbombJune 10, 2026

After attending Game 3 of the NBA Finals, Donald Trump declared the NBA 'great entertainment' despite its 'left-wing' tendencies, adding a characteristically political twist to his review of the game.

Stephen A. Smith Demands Only People With Perfect Morals Ever Attend Knicks Games, MSG Now Officially Empty

Gloria HyperboleJune 9, 2026

Stephen A. Smith proposes that only perfectly moral people be allowed at Knicks games after criticizing Donald Trump's attendance, leaving MSG entirely empty.

US Soccer Celebrates ‘Moral Victory’ After Losing to Germany, Heroically Scores Single Goal

Veronica TruthbombJune 8, 2026

After losing to Germany, the US Men's National Soccer Team celebrates Antonee Robinson's impressive goal as a major achievement ahead of the 2026 World Cup.

Summer Game Fest 2026 Promises 83 New Games, 9 Console Price Hikes, and Zero Actual Playing of Video Games

Larry LiteralistJune 7, 2026

Summer Game Fest 2026 delivers a barrage of game announcements, hardware price hikes, and cinematic trailers, while ensuring almost no games are actually played.

NFL Owners Panic as ‘Natural Grass’ Threatens to Invade Sacred Turf Monoculture

Chester P. NonsenseJune 6, 2026

NFL owners are reportedly panicking as FIFA's mandate for natural grass fields at the 2026 World Cup threatens to disrupt the NFL's turf-based stadium tradition.

Jewish-American Basketball Player Heroically Eradicates Centuries of Hate With One Beautiful Crossover

Larry LiteralistJune 5, 2026

Jewish-American basketball player Jared Armstrong uses jaw-dropping basketball skills to unite communities, allegedly ending generations of hate with his moves on the court.

Colorado School District Implements ‘Every Boy Gets a Skirt’ Policy for Girls’ Sports Teams

Buck MulliganJune 4, 2026

The U.S. Department of Education warned a Colorado school district for allegedly placing dozens of male students on girls' sports teams under an extreme inclusivity policy.

Southampton Announces New Club Motto: ‘If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough’

Chester P. NonsenseJune 3, 2026

Southampton FC publicly supports manager Tonda Eckert and embraces 'innovative' spying tactics despite missing out on Premier League promotion.

Ambulance Cart Injures Second Player, Immediately Nominated For Next Season’s Starting Forward

Penny PunchlineJune 2, 2026

A medical cart rushing to assist an injured soccer player in Ecuador ran over a teammate on the field before nonchalantly driving away, prompting concerns about on-field safety procedures.

AEW Announces Survival of the Fittest Match to Determine Which Wrestler Can Actually Survive AEW Storylines

Veronica TruthbombJune 1, 2026

AEW announces a Survival of the Fittest match for the TBS Championship, promising that the last wrestler to survive outlandish storylines and booking chaos will be crowned the new champion.

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