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America Honors Its Fallen By Buying 4K TVs, Bluetooth Speakers, and $499 Smart Thermostats

Penny PunchlineMay 23, 2026

Retailers and shoppers alike commemorate Memorial Day with massive sales on TVs, speakers, and smart home gadgets, redefining national remembrance as a celebration of consumer savings.

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Google Announces ‘Gemini for Home’, Promises AI Will Overcharge You For Leaving Lights On

Chester P. NonsenseMay 22, 2026

Google expands its AI-powered Gemini for Home features, allowing smart appliances and third-party companies to offer even more subscription fees for basic household functions.

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Consumer Narrowly Avoids Total Ruin by Saving $30 on Nintendo Switch 2 Controller

Gloria HyperboleMay 21, 2026

A gamer celebrates narrowly avoiding financial disaster by purchasing a third-party Switch 2 controller instead of Nintendo’s pricier option.

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Google Search Now Automatically Answers All Questions With ‘It Depends’ As Company Doubles Down On AI Overviews

Larry LiteralistMay 20, 2026

Google announced a major update to its search engine, introducing AI-generated overviews and an expanded search box designed to answer every question with ambiguous, chatbot-powered responses.

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Jury in Musk v. Altman Trial Rules Humanity Not Worth Saving After All

Veronica TruthbombMay 19, 2026

The jury in Elon Musk's lawsuit against OpenAI CEO Sam Altman dismissed all charges, citing the statute of limitations and irreparable damage to the dignity of mankind.

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Social Media Giants Settle Lawsuit by Agreeing to Make Algorithms 10% Less Addictive, Slightly More Educational

Penny PunchlineMay 18, 2026

Snap, YouTube, and TikTok settled a lawsuit with a Kentucky school district, agreeing to make their platforms less addictive to students and slightly more educational.

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Tech Reviewer Recommends Latest MacBook For ‘Pretty Much Everyone,’ Including Pets, Inanimate Objects, and Dead Philosophers

Chester P. NonsenseMay 17, 2026

A tech reviewer recommends the latest MacBook Air for everyone and everything, including ghosts, plants, and household pets.

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Memorial Day Miracle: Americans Save $25 on Solar Lights, Still Unable to Afford to Go Outside

Veronica TruthbombMay 16, 2026

BioLite's solar-powered Site Lights are discounted for Memorial Day, prompting cash-strapped outdoor lovers to consider illuminating their campsites with the power of minor savings.

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Elon Musk Sues OpenAI For Not Allowing Him to Control All Intelligence, Both Artificial and Actual

Gloria HyperboleMay 15, 2026

Elon Musk sues OpenAI and Sam Altman in a bid to reclaim control and $150 billion, claiming the company betrayed its mission to benefit humanity by not letting him personally oversee all artificial intelligence.

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Elon Musk Sues OpenAI For Failing To Fulfill Sacred Duty Of Giving Him All The Control

Penny PunchlineMay 14, 2026

Elon Musk sues OpenAI and Sam Altman, claiming they betrayed the nonprofit's mission by not letting him control all of superintelligent AI forever.

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