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Israel Celebrates Earth-Shattering Milestone with Grand Opening of 69th New West Bank Settlement: ‘We’re Only 31 Away From a Nice, Even Hundred’

Larry LiteralistDecember 26, 2025

Israel approved 19 new Jewish settlements in the West Bank, bringing the total to 69 in recent years and further complicating the prospects for a Palestinian state.

Holiday Miracle: 30 Uniquely Forgettable Gifts Still Available, Ready to Arrive Mere Seconds Before Christmas Morning Meltdown

Larry LiteralistDecember 25, 2025

Online retailers are offering discounts on dozens of perfectly adequate gifts that shoppers can order up to the last possible minute, ensuring families can once again substitute overnight shipping for emotional connection.

NFL Announces Playoff Scenarios Now Require Advanced Calculus, Tarot Cards to Determine

Larry LiteralistDecember 25, 2025

NFL playoff clinching scenarios for Week 17 have become so complex that teams now require math, astrology, and paranormal guidance to determine their postseason fate.

Nation Thrilled as TikTok Becomes Fourth Branch of Government Following Presidential Puntathon

Larry LiteralistDecember 24, 2025

After both outgoing President Biden and incoming President Trump refused to make a decision, TikTok assumed full governmental authority, ushering in a new era of crowd-sourced lawmaking through dance challenges.

AI Safety Bill Watered Down After Tech Industry Reminds Lawmakers That Terminators Rarely File Paperwork

Larry LiteralistDecember 24, 2025

New York's once-strict AI safety bill was weakened after tech companies and universities lobbied against requirements for transparency and planning.

TikTok Creators Fret That U.S. Might Run App Like DMV, Demand Right To Lip-Sync Without Excessive Bureaucracy

Larry LiteralistDecember 22, 2025

At TikTok's inaugural awards show, creators express anxiety that potential U.S. ownership could add government bureaucracy and patriotic oversight to posting dance videos.

Nation’s Ex-Coaches Now Earning More From Teams They Abandoned Than Current Employers

Larry LiteralistDecember 22, 2025

Lane Kiffin earns a $250,000 bonus after his former team wins, highlighting the NCAA trend of coaches profiting more from teams they no longer coach than from their current employers.

Amazon Unveils Trailer for $40M Melania Trump Documentary Featuring 18 Minutes of Silence, Sweeping Glances at Curtains

Larry LiteralistDecember 18, 2025

Amazon releases the trailer for its $40 million documentary about Melania Trump, promising viewers exclusive, never-before-seen glimpses of the First Lady silently waiting and contemplating drapes in the lead-up to the 2025 inauguration.

South African Men Express Shock as ‘Personal Development Course’ in Russia Consists Largely of Dodge-the-Drone Drills

Larry LiteralistDecember 17, 2025

South African men who signed up for a supposed personal development course in Russia are now stranded fighting in Ukraine and calling for government intervention.

Trump Blames Rob Reiner’s Death on ‘Terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome’; Orders CDC to Study Hollywood as Disease Hotspot

Larry LiteralistDecember 16, 2025

Donald Trump linked Rob Reiner’s death to 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' and called for a CDC investigation into Hollywood as a disease epicenter.

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