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Former Malaysian PM Najib Razak Awarded ‘Buy 15 Years, Get 6 Free’ Prison Sentence in Nation’s Longest Running Loyalty Program

Buck MulliganDecember 28, 2025

Former Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak receives an additional 15-year prison sentence for his role in the 1MDB scandal, substantially increasing his previous term.

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Malaysian Prison System Announces New ‘Najib Wing’ After Former PM Collects Loyalty Sentence Points

Larry LiteralistDecember 27, 2025

Former Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak receives an additional 15-year sentence related to the 1MDB scandal, increasing his total prison time to 21 years.

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Israel Celebrates Earth-Shattering Milestone with Grand Opening of 69th New West Bank Settlement: ‘We’re Only 31 Away From a Nice, Even Hundred’

Larry LiteralistDecember 26, 2025

Israel approved 19 new Jewish settlements in the West Bank, bringing the total to 69 in recent years and further complicating the prospects for a Palestinian state.

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Israel Surpasses 69 Settlements in West Bank, Wins Free Falafel For Life and Set of Steak Knives

Buck MulliganDecember 25, 2025

Israel approved 19 new Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank, bringing the total to a record 69 in recent years as part of its ongoing settlement expansion.

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Bet365 Boss Awarded £280m for Heroic Perseverance in Face of Only £349m Profit Year

Veronica TruthbombDecember 24, 2025

Bet365 CEO Denise Coates took home at least £280 million in pay and dividends despite a significant drop in company profits.

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Rachel Reeves Announces Spring Statement on 3rd March to Give UK Economy Chance to Panic Early This Year

Buck MulliganDecember 23, 2025

Chancellor Rachel Reeves has scheduled the spring statement for 3rd March, aiming to provide Britons with advance notice of when to start panicking about the economy.

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Israel Celebrates Groundbreaking Achievement: 69th West Bank Settlement Unlocks Free Toppings at International Occupation Buffet

Gloria HyperboleDecember 22, 2025

Israel approved 19 new Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank, reaching a total of 69 in recent years amid ongoing construction expansion.

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Dollar General Agrees to $15M Settlement, Will Now Only Overcharge Shoppers Emotionally

Gloria HyperboleDecember 21, 2025

Dollar General will pay $15 million to settle claims that it charged customers more than the shelf prices, with all U.S. shoppers potentially eligible for repayments.

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EU Announces $105 Billion Ukraine Loan, Assures Public ‘Your Taxes Might Only Increase a Little Bit, Maybe a Lot’

Gloria HyperboleDecember 20, 2025

The European Union agreed to lend Ukraine $105 billion after abandoning its plan to fund aid with frozen Russian assets.

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Former Mayor Claims Electromagnetic Bracelet Cured His Epilepsy, Cancer, Lack Of Military Service

Penny PunchlineDecember 19, 2025

Queensland's former Townsville mayor Troy Thompson promoted a wellness bracelet for illnesses he was never diagnosed with, sparking a corruption probe into his imaginative medical claims.

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