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Bank Of England Warns Stock Market Now Taller Than Actual Bank, Demands Investors Come Down From Ledge

Veronica TruthbombApril 25, 2026

The Bank of England's deputy governor has warned that the stock markets have become unsustainably high, urging investors to prepare for an imminent drop.

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IDF Announces Exciting ‘Random Palestinian Teen of the Month’ Sweepstakes

Penny PunchlineApril 24, 2026

Israeli forces shot and killed a Palestinian teenager during a raid in the occupied West Bank.

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Influencer Demands Stefon Diggs Reveal Complete History of Every Dollar Ever Touched, Including Monopoly Money and Childhood Lemonade Stand Earnings

Chester P. NonsenseApril 23, 2026

The influencer accusing NFL player Stefon Diggs of assault is now seeking comprehensive access to his financial history, demanding all records be disclosed in court.

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Canada Assembles 24-Member Committee to Advise on How Not to Get Steamrolled in US Trade Talks

Veronica TruthbombApril 22, 2026

Prime Minister Mark Carney forms a 24-member advisory committee of politicians and random Canadians to prepare for tense US-Canada trade negotiations.

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Canada Announces Plan to Diversify Economy by Trading With Countries That Probably Have Maple Trees

Larry LiteralistApril 21, 2026

Prime Minister Mark Carney announced Canada will reduce economic dependence on the US by aggressively pursuing trade deals with countries roughly as cold as Canada.

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Reform UK’s Richard Tice Regrets Minor Oversight, Promises To Check Couch Cushions For £100,000 In Spare Tax Change

Penny PunchlineApril 20, 2026

Reform UK deputy leader Richard Tice is reported to have failed to pay nearly £100,000 in corporation tax through shell companies that made large donations to his party.

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Newsom Administration Quietly Relieves State By Pretending $2 Billion Budget Error Is Just ‘California Math’

Chester P. NonsenseApril 19, 2026

California officials allegedly ignored a $2 billion budget error for months, with the Newsom administration downplaying concerns by attributing it to their unique approach to state accounting.

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EU To Solve Ukraine War With €90 Billion Loan, Advises Kyiv To ‘Just Try Not To Spend It All On Ammo This Time’

Veronica TruthbombApril 18, 2026

The EU announces a new €90 billion loan for Ukraine, urging careful spending on war essentials as officials scramble to define their commitment while Russia intensifies attacks.

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EU Approves €90 Billion Loan to Ukraine, Asks Zelenskyy to Promise He Won’t Spend It All on Bayraktars and Slogans This Time

Veronica TruthbombApril 17, 2026

The EU will release a €90 billion loan to Ukraine next quarter, with officials expressing hope the funds will be used for defense and not on extravagant slogans or cheese sculptures.

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Former Shoe Company Successfully Enters AI Market By Forgetting To Delete ‘Shoes’ Folder From Hard Drive

Buck MulliganApril 16, 2026

Allbirds, once a footwear company, saw its stock soar 600% after abandoning shoes to rebrand as an AI cloud solutions provider called NewBird AI.

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