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Trump Officially Declared Putin’s Puppet in Bizarre Ukraine “Peace” Deal, Wears Strings to Meeting

Gloria HyperboleNovember 23, 2025

In a stunning twist, Donald Trump has been unveiled as Vladimir Putin’s official puppet in the unprecedented peace deal to end the Ukraine war. Witnesses confirm Trump attending the negotiations while literally attached to strings controlled by Putin, prompting a wave of diplomatic confusion and global bewilderment.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Quits Congress to Lead Shadowy Resistance Movement Against Herself

Penny PunchlineNovember 23, 2025

Greene dramatically resigns to lead a resistance against her own actions, pitting herself against herself for the future of the Republican party.

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Trump Sets Ukraine War Deadline for Thanksgiving Because ‘Nobody Likes Cold Turkey’

Buck MulliganNovember 23, 2025

Trump gives Ukraine a Thanksgiving deadline for ending the war, claiming holiday logistics should dictate global peace.

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Trump DOJ Uncovers Secret Plot: Venezuela Deployed ‘Election Interference Piñatas’ Across Swing States

Veronica TruthbombNovember 23, 2025

Satirically imagines the DOJ investigating increasingly absurd Venezuelan plots to rig the 2020 election, including piñatas and mariachi disguises.

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Trump Proposes ‘Khashoggi Memorial Food Court’ at Trump Tower Jeddah to Promote ‘Forgiveness and Falafel’

Chester P. NonsenseNovember 22, 2025

Trump suggests a food court memorializing Khashoggi at his Saudi tower, blending business, denial, and hummus.

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Trump DOJ Investigates Bold New Theory: Hugo Chávez’s Ghost Rigged 2020 Election From Secret Caribbean Volcano Lair

Penny PunchlineNovember 22, 2025

The Trump DOJ chases wildly implausible claims that Venezuela, possibly via Hugo Chávez’s ghost, somehow stole the 2020 election.

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Trump Agrees to Meet NYC Mayor-Elect Mamdani After Discovering ‘Democratic Socialist’ Not a New Food Truck

Penny PunchlineNovember 22, 2025

Trump’s summit with socialist NYC mayor-elect Mamdani promises tense debate, props, and culinary confusion.

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Judge Demands Sworn Testimony On Whether ‘Oops, We Deported Them Anyway’ Is Valid Legal Strategy

Gloria HyperboleNovember 21, 2025

Judge investigates whether Trump officials’ defense that they ‘accidentally’ defied a deportation order will become a new legal precedent.

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Trump Defends Saudi Prince: ‘Who Among Us Hasn’t Had an Awkward Dinner Guest Incident?’

Larry LiteralistNovember 21, 2025

The article satirizes Trump's defense of the Saudi crown prince by treating the Khashoggi killing as a minor social faux pas and highlighting Trump's eager pursuit of Saudi business deals.

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Saudi Official Implicated in Twitter Spy Plot To Lead US Social Media Safety Seminar

Buck MulliganNovember 21, 2025

Satire imagines the alleged Saudi Twitter spy leading a U.S. seminar on social media integrity and privacy.

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