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Ousted GOP Senator Vows to Oppose Trump by Writing Strongly Worded Letters, Changing Wi-Fi Passwords at Capitol

Chester P. NonsenseMay 27, 2026

Senator Bill Cassidy escalates his feud with Donald Trump by embracing new forms of petty resistance in the Capitol after Trump endorses his opponent.

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Trump Lashes Out at Judge’s Family, Neighbor’s Dog, Local Weatherman in Fiery Post-Arraignment Speech

Veronica TruthbombMay 26, 2026

Donald Trump responded to his arraignment by attacking not only the judge and his family, but also a variety of unrelated individuals, expanding his list of alleged conspirators to new heights.

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Judge Rules Criminal Charges Invalid Unless Defendant Draws Enough Media Attention First

Gloria HyperboleMay 26, 2026

A judge dismissed criminal charges against Kilmar Ábrego García, stating he was only prosecuted because his deportation case gained significant media attention.

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Trump Tower Tbilisi to Feature Special ‘Sanction-Proof’ Penthouse, Complimentary Oligarch Immunity with Every Suite

Penny PunchlineMay 26, 2026

A Trump Tower is set to be built in Tbilisi, Georgia, on land partially owned by the son of a US-sanctioned leader, raising concerns over conflicts of interest.

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Trump Promises Iran Deal Will Be So Different From Obama’s That It Might Involve a Hovercraft and a Cheeseburger Voucher

Gloria HyperboleMay 25, 2026

Donald Trump faces criticism from Republican hawks as he insists his Iran peace deal will be completely different from Obama’s, in a bid to end the war he started.

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Ousted Republican Warns of ‘Trump Disappointment Syndrome,’ Symptoms Include Sudden Desire to Vote for Literally Anyone Else

Gloria HyperboleMay 25, 2026

Recently defeated Republican Thomas Massie warns his party is facing electoral disaster due to widespread 'Trump Disappointment Syndrome,' causing voters to seek alternatives out of sheer exhaustion.

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Republican Hawks Horrified Trump Might End War They Were Just Starting to Enjoy

Buck MulliganMay 25, 2026

Republican hawks voice alarm as Trump’s potential Iran peace deal threatens to abruptly end a conflict policymakers were just beginning to enjoy.

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US DOJ Drops Charges Against Indian Billionaire After Discovering He Knows Trump’s Lawyer, Apparently That’s How It Works Now

Larry LiteralistMay 24, 2026

The US Department of Justice has dropped fraud charges against Indian billionaire Gautam Adani after he hired one of Donald Trump’s lawyers, while also promising billions in investments and thousands of jobs.

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White House Heroically Pauses Deportations Just Long Enough for Ebola Outbreak to Spread Efficiently

Gloria HyperboleMay 24, 2026

The White House temporarily halted deportations to the DRC during an Ebola outbreak, leaving detainees stranded and legal orders unresolved.

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Department of Justice Launches ‘Memory Hole 2.0,’ Announces Plans to Remove All Historical Events Inconvenient to Current Administration

Gloria HyperboleMay 24, 2026

The Department of Justice has erased online records of January 6 prosecutions, with officials promising a broader effort to remove all historical events seen as inconvenient to the current administration.

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