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Farage Celebrates Historic Second Place Finish, Hails Revolution in Finishing Behind Labour Yet Again

Gloria HyperboleJune 21, 2026

Nigel Farage and Reform UK celebrated a second-place finish in the Makerfield byelection as a revolutionary achievement despite losing decisively to Labour.

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US Treasury Chief Warns Trump Not to Host Zelenskyy, Fears White House Could Become ‘Improv Comedy Zone’

Buck MulliganJune 21, 2026

Scott Bessent reportedly warned Donald Trump that inviting Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy to the Oval Office might turn the White House into an unintentional slapstick circus.

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Biden Claims Victory as Judge Delays Release of Audio Proving He Knows His Own Birthday

Buck MulliganJune 21, 2026

A judge has temporarily blocked the release of audio recordings from Special Counsel Hur’s investigation of President Biden, granting the White House a brief reprieve from public scrutiny.

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Trump Proudly Accepts ‘Most Powerful Autocrat’ Title, Promises ‘A Lot More Than Just Marches’

Penny PunchlineJune 20, 2026

Donald Trump welcomed a viral comparison describing him as an even more powerful version of history’s most infamous autocrats, vowing to live up to what he called 'the gold standard in world domination.'

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Trump Mobile’s PR Firm Resigns After Realizing No Actual Phones Exist, Only Repeated Press Releases

Larry LiteralistJune 20, 2026

Trump Mobile’s longtime PR firm has cut ties with the company after months of promoting a phone that, according to multiple sources, may not actually exist.

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US-Iran Peace Talks Postponed After Organizers Realize Neither Side Knows Where Switzerland Is

Buck MulliganJune 20, 2026

US-Iran peace talks were cancelled after both sides cited logistical confusion and escalating Middle East tensions, leaving diplomats searching for more agreeable meeting locations and reliable brunch options.

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White House Announces Bold New Iran Peace Plan: ‘No Blowing Up Stuff, Please’ Approach

Veronica TruthbombJune 19, 2026

The White House has launched a 60-day peace initiative for the Middle East, boldly asking all sides to stop blowing things up, while refusing to provide any financial incentives to Iran.

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Trump Administration Redirects Secret Service Funds to Build $352 Million Ballroom, Promises ‘Round-the-Clock Conga Line Security’

Veronica TruthbombJune 19, 2026

The Trump administration shifted $352 million in Secret Service funds to build a lavish White House ballroom, claiming it supports security through enhanced party infrastructure.

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Fed Governor Lisa Cook Amasses $1.3 Million in Legal Fees Searching for Receipt Proving She Wasn’t Fired by Trump

Gloria HyperboleJune 19, 2026

Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook reportedly incurred over $1.3 million in legal and security expenses after former President Trump’s attempt to fire her, prompting a Supreme Court case.

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Senate Will Confirm Intelligence Chief As Soon As Lawmakers Finish Legislation To Make Voting Only Slightly Less Impossible

Veronica TruthbombJune 18, 2026

The Senate has postponed confirmation hearings for Trump's intelligence chief nominee until lawmakers pass previously failed voting reform legislation.

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