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UK Court Rules Government May Now Ban Organizations for ‘Inconvenient Vibes’

Veronica TruthbombJune 16, 2026

The UK Court of Appeal ruled that the government acted lawfully in banning Palestine Action under the Terrorism Act, overturning a previous High Court decision.

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Trump Endorses Georgia Senate Candidate After Satisfying Demands for Public Loyalty Pledge, Personalized Steak Dinner

Gloria HyperboleJune 15, 2026

Donald Trump makes a highly publicized endorsement of Mike Collins in Georgia’s Republican Senate run-off after Collins fulfills several unusual loyalty rituals.

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CNN Panelist Unleashes Pop Culture Chaos By Merging Hunter Biden, Gavin Newsom Into ‘Mutant Sons of Democracy’

Buck MulliganJune 15, 2026

A CNN panelist's comparison of a Hunter Biden-Gavin Newsom hybrid to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle throws the network into a pop culture-fueled frenzy.

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UFC to Pay Fighters in TrumpCoin, Winner Earns Chance to Punch IRS Agent on South Lawn

Larry LiteralistJune 15, 2026

The UFC will pay fighters at its White House event in Trump family cryptocurrency, with additional perks including collectible coins and a chance to grapple an IRS agent.

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Trump Announces Iran Peace Deal to Be Signed on Sunday, Provided Everyone Agrees Peace Is Awesome

Gloria HyperboleJune 14, 2026

Donald Trump claims a historic peace deal with Iran will be signed on Sunday, promising to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and insisting that Iran has spontaneously lost interest in nuclear weapons.

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US-Iran Negotiations Stall After Trump Demands Peace Treaty Be Written in Gold Sharpie

Gloria HyperboleJune 14, 2026

US-Iran peace talks stalled Friday after President Trump demanded the treaty be written in gold marker and signed atop a pile of cheeseburgers, leaving both sides confused and negotiations uncertain.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Slams Trump’s White House UFC Birthday Bash, Suggests ‘Extreme Bible Study’ Instead

Chester P. NonsenseJune 14, 2026

Marjorie Taylor Greene denounces President Trump’s plan to host a UFC fight night for his 80th birthday on the White House lawn, suggesting more 'appropriate' alternatives and drawing mixed reactions from politicians and fans.

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Judge Demands Trump Administration Pinky-Swear $1.8 Billion Slush Fund Is Really, Actually, Totally Dead This Time

Veronica TruthbombJune 13, 2026

A federal judge remains unconvinced that the Trump administration has scrapped a $1.8 billion fund, demanding sworn statements and additional assurances before lifting a court block.

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Tech Journalist Breaks Century-Long Fast, Touches Mythical ‘Trump Phone’ After 11 Months in the Wilderness

Penny PunchlineJune 13, 2026

A tech journalist claims to have finally touched the long-rumored Trump Phone, ending months of speculation about its existence.

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Federal Judge Affirms Trump’s Right to Host ‘UFC Freedom 250’ at White House, Cites ‘Founders’ Intent to See Some Gnarly Knockouts’

Gloria HyperboleJune 13, 2026

A federal judge ruled that Donald Trump may legally host the UFC Freedom 250 mixed martial arts event on White House grounds, dismissing objections from Virginia residents.

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