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Trump Administration Redirects Secret Service Funds to Build $352 Million Ballroom, Promises ‘Round-the-Clock Conga Line Security’

Veronica TruthbombJune 19, 2026

The Trump administration shifted $352 million in Secret Service funds to build a lavish White House ballroom, claiming it supports security through enhanced party infrastructure.

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Fed Governor Lisa Cook Amasses $1.3 Million in Legal Fees Searching for Receipt Proving She Wasn’t Fired by Trump

Gloria HyperboleJune 19, 2026

Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook reportedly incurred over $1.3 million in legal and security expenses after former President Trump’s attempt to fire her, prompting a Supreme Court case.

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Senate Will Confirm Intelligence Chief As Soon As Lawmakers Finish Legislation To Make Voting Only Slightly Less Impossible

Veronica TruthbombJune 18, 2026

The Senate has postponed confirmation hearings for Trump's intelligence chief nominee until lawmakers pass previously failed voting reform legislation.

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Trump Postpones Jay Clayton Intel Hearing After Learning Position Does Not Involve Stock Market Manipulation

Veronica TruthbombJune 18, 2026

President Trump postponed Jay Clayton’s intelligence director nomination hearing, citing concerns over lost opportunities for stock market intervention.

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Trump Names Twitter Philanthropist as Acting Intelligence Chief, Promises Next Nominee Will Be Guy With Most Followers

Buck MulliganJune 18, 2026

President Trump halts the confirmation of Jay Clayton as intelligence chief, allowing Twitter philanthropist Bill Pulte to serve as acting director, with future national security roles potentially determined by social media popularity.

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FBI Foils Ambitious Plot to Disrupt Presidential UFC Cage Match With Drone Swarm, Nerf Guns, and Red, White, and Blue Confetti Bombs

Penny PunchlineJune 17, 2026

Federal officials arrested five people accused of plotting to disrupt the White House UFC event using drones, toy guns, and homemade confetti bombs.

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Iowa Congressional Race Derailed After Candidates Forced to Eat Raw Liver in Alleged RFK Jr. Endurance Test

Veronica TruthbombJune 17, 2026

Iowa congressional candidate Marco Battaglia claims he faced outlandish challenges inspired by alleged RFK Jr. operatives, escalating the race into a bizarre spectacle involving raw liver and wellness rituals.

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Trump Reveals Attacking Judge’s Family ‘Part of New Legal Strategy: Insult Everyone Involved, Hope for Mistrial’

Chester P. NonsenseJune 17, 2026

Following his arraignment, Donald Trump unveiled a new legal strategy involving publicly insulting the judge and his family in hopes of derailing the court process.

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Trump Attacks Judge’s Family in Speech, Promises To Critique Their Cooking Next

Penny PunchlineJune 16, 2026

Donald Trump attacked the judge and his family during a speech at Mar-a-Lago, promising to continue critiquing their personal lives as part of his post-arraignment legal strategy.

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Big Tech Lobbyists Stranded in D.C. After Congress Refuses to Accept Final Desperate Bribe

Penny PunchlineJune 16, 2026

Big Tech lobbyists launch a last, increasingly desperate attempt to get Congress to pass nationwide AI regulations—using branded swag, trial subscriptions, and (almost) tote bags.

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