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Federal Judge Rules Trump’s ICE Policy Lacked ‘Probably Even One Sensible Sentence’, Courtroom Now Declared Sanctuary… for Confusion

Chester P. NonsenseJune 25, 2026

A federal judge struck down the Trump administration’s ICE courthouse arrest policy, calling the justification incoherent and forcing ICE to rethink where and how they can arrest immigrants.

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UK Politicians Wonder If Rejoining EU Will Be Easier This Time, Recommend Sending Apology Fruit Basket

Larry LiteralistJune 24, 2026

Ten years after Brexit, UK politicians debate whether rejoining the EU would require an apology, a fruit basket, or simply pretending it never happened.

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Senate Republicans Request Emotional Support Animals Ahead of Trump Lunch, Cite ‘Unrelenting Indigestion’

Veronica TruthbombJune 24, 2026

Senate Republicans prepare for a tense lunch meeting with former President Trump by requesting emotional support animals and taking extra precautions to endure expected political and gastrointestinal turmoil.

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Brooklyn Coffee Shop Bans Congressman For ‘Ordering Latte With Pro-Israel Milk’; DOJ Launches Operation Java Justice

Buck MulliganJune 24, 2026

A Brooklyn coffee shop bans a congressman over his pro-Israel views, prompting a Department of Justice investigation into political affiliations in latte orders.

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Federal Judge Rules DoJ Subpoenas ‘Issued for Unlawful Reasons,’ Notes They Were Written on Denny’s Napkins

Gloria HyperboleJune 23, 2026

A federal judge has dismissed the Department of Justice’s subpoenas against Minnesota officials, calling them unlawfully issued and poorly executed.

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Trump Announces ‘Peace Deal’ With Iran, Immediately Threatens To Bomb Them Into Even More Peace

Buck MulliganJune 23, 2026

Former President Trump unveils a provisional peace deal with Iran while simultaneously threatening military action if Iran's proxies in Lebanon do not stand down.

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Australian Court Debates Whether Teen’s Terror Plot Was ‘Edgy Joke’ Or Just British Comedy, But With More Nail Bombs

Chester P. NonsenseJune 23, 2026

A Brisbane teen on trial for allegedly planning a nail bombing campaign claims it was all an 'edgy joke,' forcing the court to debate whether terrorism can qualify as youthful banter.

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Colombians Eagerly Await Return Of Nostalgic 1990s Shootouts Following Presidential Runoff

Veronica TruthbombJune 22, 2026

Abelardo de la Espriella leads Colombia’s presidential runoff with promises to restart armed conflict, prompting nationwide anticipation for a return to the country’s most chaotic days.

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Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Drained, Claims Algae Part of Secret Deep State Plot to Tarnish His Reflection

Chester P. NonsenseJune 22, 2026

Donald Trump announced the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool will likely be drained for repairs, blaming algae and damage on deep state sabotage and promising quick restoration.

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Trump Threatens to Attack Iran via Strongly Worded Tweet If Hezbollah Doesn’t Stop ‘Causing Trouble’ by 3:00 PM Eastern

Chester P. NonsenseJune 22, 2026

Donald Trump threatens Iran with a furious tweet if Hezbollah doesn't behave, causing concern among diplomats at precarious Switzerland peace talks.

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