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Jury Deadlocked After 13 Grueling Hours Debating Whether Fire Is ‘Really All That Bad’

Larry LiteralistJune 27, 2026

A federal judge declared a mistrial after jurors could not agree on whether to convict the accused arsonist in the Palisades Fire case following hours of deadlock.

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Somali Government Sentences Woman To 3 Years For High Crime Of ‘Hurting Feelings Online’

Chester P. NonsenseJune 27, 2026

A 27-year-old woman in Somalia was sentenced to three years in prison for online criticism of the government, sparking condemnation from public figures and rights groups.

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Trump Lawsuit Against Sanctuary Cities Dismissed for Failing to Outlaw Geography

Chester P. NonsenseJune 26, 2026

A federal judge dismissed the DOJ's lawsuit against New Jersey sanctuary cities, noting that even a win wouldn't change statewide immigration policy.

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Supreme Court Unveils ‘Spin the Globe’ Immigration Policy: Protected Status Now Based on Random Chance

Gloria HyperboleJune 26, 2026

The Supreme Court has allowed the Trump administration to end protections for Haitians and Syrians, paving the way for broader changes to the U.S. asylum system.

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Federal Judge Blocks Trump Mail-In Voting Ban; Administration Now Mulls Outlawing Envelopes Entirely

Buck MulliganJune 26, 2026

A federal judge blocks parts of President Trump's order to restrict mail-in voting, prompting the administration to consider even more extreme measures.

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Senate War Powers Vote Actually Strengthens Trump’s Ability To Ignore Senate War Powers Votes

Veronica TruthbombJune 25, 2026

The Senate’s vote to limit Trump’s war powers on Iran paradoxically enhances his authority to disregard such limits, inspiring bipartisan confusion and bold new displays of deference.

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Trump Cancels Housing Bill Signing, Suggests Americans ‘Try Couchsurfing Like Real Patriots’

Gloria HyperboleJune 25, 2026

President Trump canceled the signing of a bill designed to reduce housing costs, instead prioritizing a restrictive voting bill and recommending Americans 'embrace adversity' in their search for affordable housing.

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Federal Judge Rules Trump’s ICE Policy Lacked ‘Probably Even One Sensible Sentence’, Courtroom Now Declared Sanctuary… for Confusion

Chester P. NonsenseJune 25, 2026

A federal judge struck down the Trump administration’s ICE courthouse arrest policy, calling the justification incoherent and forcing ICE to rethink where and how they can arrest immigrants.

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UK Politicians Wonder If Rejoining EU Will Be Easier This Time, Recommend Sending Apology Fruit Basket

Larry LiteralistJune 24, 2026

Ten years after Brexit, UK politicians debate whether rejoining the EU would require an apology, a fruit basket, or simply pretending it never happened.

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Senate Republicans Request Emotional Support Animals Ahead of Trump Lunch, Cite ‘Unrelenting Indigestion’

Veronica TruthbombJune 24, 2026

Senate Republicans prepare for a tense lunch meeting with former President Trump by requesting emotional support animals and taking extra precautions to endure expected political and gastrointestinal turmoil.

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