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Trump Heroically Skips Son’s Wedding to Defend Nation from Reception Buffet Crisis

Chester P. NonsenseMay 23, 2026

Donald Trump confirmed he will miss his son's wedding, citing urgent government business in Washington, D.C.

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Trump Mobile Unveils New ‘Invisiphone,’ a Revolutionary Device That Can Never Be Seen or Held

Penny PunchlineMay 23, 2026

Trump Mobile customers still have not received the elusive T1 phone nearly two weeks after shipping was announced, with company officials insisting the device is real but possibly stuck in another dimension.

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Justice Department Unveils ‘Hire Trump’s Lawyer, Get Out of Jail Free’ Platinum Legal Service for Billionaires

Gloria HyperboleMay 23, 2026

The U.S. Department of Justice dropped fraud charges against billionaire Gautam Adani immediately after he hired Donald Trump’s lawyer, reportedly in exchange for promises of investment and job creation.

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Trump Defends $1 Billion White House Ballroom Security, Citing ‘Very Real Threat’ of Uninvited Wedding Crashers

Gloria HyperboleMay 22, 2026

Donald Trump continues to champion a controversial $1 billion plan to secure the White House ballroom against unwanted guests, despite concerns from Republican lawmakers.

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Alabama Death Row Officials Stunned Supreme Court Won’t Let Them Execute Someone Who Can’t Spell ‘Execution’

Veronica TruthbombMay 22, 2026

The U.S. Supreme Court declined Alabama’s request to execute a man judged intellectually disabled, frustrating state officials.

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US Justice Department Drops Fraud Charges Against Indian Billionaire After Realizing He Hired the Same Lawyer as ‘Literally Everyone Else’

Penny PunchlineMay 22, 2026

The US Department of Justice has dropped fraud charges against Indian billionaire Gautam Adani after he hired Donald Trump’s personal lawyer and agreed to invest billions in the US.

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U.S. Justice System Launches ‘Bring Your Own Trump Lawyer’ Program for Billionaires Facing Charges

Veronica TruthbombMay 21, 2026

U.S. prosecutors dropped fraud charges against Indian billionaire Gautam Adani after he hired Donald Trump’s lawyer and pledged to invest billions in the U.S. economy.

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Trump Launches $1.8 Billion ‘Citizen Participation Trophy Fund’ to Celebrate Jan. 6 Effort, Faces Police Lawsuit

Gloria HyperboleMay 21, 2026

Two Capitol police officers have sued Donald Trump over his new $1.8 billion fund, which is alleged to financially reward January 6th rioters and allies under the guise of fighting 'weaponization.'

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Labour MPs Urged To Pick Administration Ally ‘Like Secret Santa’ As Leadership Deathmatch Looms

Veronica TruthbombMay 21, 2026

Labour MPs scramble to align with possible future leader Andy Burnham as Wes Streeting resigns and the party braces for an all-out leadership brawl.

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US Justice Department Now Accepting Mega Billionaires’ Preferred Lawyers as Valid Get-Out-of-Jail Cards

Chester P. NonsenseMay 20, 2026

The US Justice Department reportedly dropped fraud charges against Indian billionaire Gautam Adani after he hired Donald Trump’s lawyer and pledged billions in US investments.

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