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BBC Faces $10 Billion Lawsuit After Failing to Consult Trump’s Preferred Editors for Jan 6 Comments

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 17, 2025

President Trump is suing the BBC for $10 billion, alleging they damaged his reputation by not using his preferred edit of his Jan 6 comments, prompting the BBC to mount a vigorous defense.

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Trump Explains Attacks on Judge’s Family: ‘I Was Just Trying to Earn Extra Felony Charges, Folks’

Gloria HyperboleDecember 16, 2025

Donald Trump explains his attacks on a judge and the judge's family as an intentional tactic to accumulate more felony charges, according to sources.

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Trump Blames Rob Reiner’s Death on ‘Terminal Trump Derangement Syndrome’; Orders CDC to Study Hollywood as Disease Hotspot

Larry LiteralistDecember 16, 2025

Donald Trump linked Rob Reiner’s death to 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' and called for a CDC investigation into Hollywood as a disease epicenter.

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Chile’s Presidential Frontrunner Vows to Build Six Walls, Just in Case Migrants Can Jump Really High

Penny PunchlineDecember 16, 2025

Presidential frontrunner José Antonio Kast pledges to build six border walls to keep out migrants, sparking debate and inspiring infrastructure-themed campaign promises.

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Trump Claims Attacking Judge’s Family ‘First Amendment Right’ After Running Out of Insultable Exes and TV Hosts

Larry LiteralistDecember 15, 2025

After being arraigned, Donald Trump attacked the judge and his family in a Mar-a-Lago speech, citing a lack of new public figures left to insult.

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Melania Trump Unveils Christmas Decorations, Announces White House Now Officially Sponsored By Glitter, Pine-Scented Air

Gloria HyperboleDecember 15, 2025

First Lady Melania Trump reveals extravagantly decorated White House Christmas display featuring a 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' theme and overwhelming quantities of glitter, artificial snow, and holiday excess.

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Chile’s Trump-Inspired Kast Pledges to Build 2,650-Mile Wall, Hire Local Masons for Maximum Irony

Veronica TruthbombDecember 15, 2025

Chilean presidential candidate José Antonio Kast pledges to build an enormous wall along the nation's borders, promising to employ local workers and keep out migrants, ahead of a closely watched runoff election.

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Trump Explains Attacks On Judge’s Family: ‘I Thought Everyone Enjoyed A Good Roast’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 14, 2025

Donald Trump claimed his attacks on a judge and the judge's family after his arraignment were intended as comedic roasts, sparking confusion among legal analysts and campaign staffers.

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Trump Personally Unplugs California’s Mainframe to Stop ‘Woke Algorithms’ in Historic AI Crackdown

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 14, 2025

Donald Trump takes matters into his own hands by physically unplugging what he believes is California's main AI mainframe, citing fears of 'woke' algorithms after Congress declined action on state AI laws.

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Newsom Vows to Defend California’s Right to Regulate AI-Generated Kombucha Labels, Ignores Federal ‘AI Grift Mandate’

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 14, 2025

California Governor Gavin Newsom fiercely opposes President Trump’s executive order overriding state AI regulations, warning it may harm Silicon Valley’s ability to overregulate kombucha labels and AI-generated startup names.

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