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Pauline Hanson Reveals All Political Fundraisers Are ‘Official Parliamentary Business’ After Careful Review of Her Calendar

Larry LiteralistMarch 3, 2026

Pauline Hanson claimed taxpayer-funded expenses for trips coinciding with One Nation fundraisers and her daughter's campaign, asserting they were all official parliamentary business.

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U.S. Offers Generous Health Aid to Africa in Exchange for Entire Human Genome, Last Slice of Dignity

Buck MulliganMarch 3, 2026

Zimbabwe and Kenya have rejected U.S. health aid deals over demands to hand over vast biological data and resources, sparking outrage over the terms.

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BREAKING NEWS!! The world is run by stupid children.

Buck MulliganMarch 2, 2026

In an unprecedented revelation, it turns out that all the leaders of countries and captains of industry are actually particularly unintelligent children. This shocking discovery explains the baffling decisions and global chaos we've witnessed lately, from botched policies to inexplicable corporate strategies.

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Democrat Who Corrects Republicans Online Declared ‘Shadow Speaker of the House’ by Internet Comment Section

Buck MulliganMarch 2, 2026

Internet sensation Isaiah Martin inspires Democrats to consider standing up to Republicans after being unofficially named 'Shadow Speaker of the House' by online supporters.

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Congressional Leaders Assure Public Latest War With Iran ‘Just a Limited Time Offer, No Strings Attached’

Veronica TruthbombMarch 2, 2026

After US-Israel strikes on Iran, congressional leaders insist the new conflict is a 'limited time offer,' with Democrats demanding more transparency and Republicans promoting the war’s flexible commitment options.

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Trump Blames Iran Attack on 2020 Election Loss, Claims Ayatollah Personally Stuffed Ballots in Detroit

Gloria HyperboleMarch 2, 2026

Donald Trump claimed Iran's attack on the U.S. is linked to his 2020 election loss, asserting Iranian officials interfered in the vote to unseat him.

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Congress Furious Trump Did Not Even Send War Emoji Before Launching Iran Strikes

Penny PunchlineMarch 1, 2026

Congressional leaders criticized President Trump for launching strikes on Iran without notifying them, even failing to send any emoji alerts before the attack.

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Joe Biden Warns Trump Will Attempt to Steal Midterms, Possibly Using Giant Magnet and Fake Mustache

Larry LiteralistMarch 1, 2026

Joe Biden warns that Donald Trump will try to steal the midterm elections, raising concerns about increasingly theatrical election interference.

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Trump Attempts New World Record For Most Foreign Policies Reversed In Under 10 Minutes, Officials Still Counting

Larry LiteralistMarch 1, 2026

Donald Trump releases a late-night video in which he attempts to upend decades of U.S. foreign policy and set a record for the most changes made in under ten minutes.

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Detroit Police Announce Policy of Making Decisions by Spinning Giant Wheel Labeled ‘Republican Demands’, ‘Democratic Outrage’, ‘Shrug Emoji’

Chester P. NonsenseFebruary 28, 2026

Detroit's police chief reverses the firing of two officers who coordinated with immigration agents, sparking outrage and accusations of political pandering.

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