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Supreme Court Rules Trump Cannot Declare Entire Globe ‘National Security Emergency Just Waiting To Happen’

Veronica TruthbombFebruary 21, 2026

The Supreme Court ruled that Trump could not use arbitrary national security declarations to impose global tariffs, striking down a major part of his economic policy.

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Supreme Court Destroys Ancient American Tradition Of Spitefully Taxing Foreign Cheese

Gloria HyperboleFebruary 21, 2026

The Supreme Court rules that Donald Trump’s sweeping global tariffs were illegal, overturning his administration’s trade policies.

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Democrats Celebrate Supreme Court Ruling: Presidents No Longer Allowed to Play Tariff Monopoly With Real Countries

Chester P. NonsenseFebruary 21, 2026

The Supreme Court struck down President Trump's authority to unilaterally impose tariffs, returning trade powers to Congress.

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Trump Unveils ‘Board of Peace,’ Surrounded by World’s Most Uncomfortable Dictators

Veronica TruthbombFebruary 20, 2026

Donald Trump convenes a 'Board of Peace' summit with a roster of world leaders best known for their commitment to everything except peace.

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Peru Elects Child Marriage Enthusiast As Interim President, Cites Need For ‘Fresh Ideas That Date Back To Feudalism’

Veronica TruthbombFebruary 20, 2026

Peru’s congress elects José María Balcázar—an octogenarian lawmaker known for defending child marriage—as interim president following the ousting of his predecessor.

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UK Grants Asylum to Notorious Mexican Socialite, Citing ‘Exceptional Skill in Creative Accounting’

Larry LiteralistFebruary 20, 2026

The UK has granted asylum to Karime Macías, ex-wife of a former Mexican governor accused of embezzlement, sparking a formal complaint from the Mexican government.

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House GOP Unveils Bold Plan to Let Every Regulation Self-Destruct Like a Mission: Impossible Tape

Chester P. NonsenseFebruary 19, 2026

House Republicans introduce a bill mandating that energy regulations self-destruct after no more than five years, immediately threatening Biden-era rules and office furniture alike.

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UK Grants Asylum to Alleged Mexican Embezzler, Citing ‘Rich Cultural Tradition of Harboring Dubious Foreign Money’

Gloria HyperboleFebruary 19, 2026

The UK has granted asylum to Karime Macías, ex-wife of a former Mexican governor accused of embezzling public funds, prompting outrage from Mexican officials.

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Court Shocked To Learn That Man Who Spent Decade Threatening Violence Didn’t Miraculously Become Upstanding Citizen

Veronica TruthbombFebruary 19, 2026

Court documents reveal that Julian Ingram, accused of a recent triple murder, had a history of making violent threats years prior, prompting scrutiny over missed warning signs.

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Colbert Accuses Trump Administration of Mind-Control Censorship After CBS Pulls Interview, Forgets Own Name on Air

Chester P. NonsenseFebruary 18, 2026

Stephen Colbert accuses the Trump administration of censorship after CBS pulls his interview with a Texas Democrat, citing mysterious FCC regulations.

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