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Supreme Court Declares Mail-In Ballots Valid If Arriving Before Next Election, Republicans Demand Votes Be Delivered by Carrier Pigeon

Chester P. NonsenseJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court ruled that mail-in ballots arriving after Election Day but postmarked on time must be counted, rejecting a Republican effort to limit those votes.

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Supreme Court Rules President Now Permitted to Fire Any Federal Employee, Barista, or Disappointing Umpire at Will

Veronica TruthbombJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court rules that the president now has sweeping authority to fire any federal regulator at will, alarming critics who warn of unchecked executive power.

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Supreme Court Allows Trump to Declare ‘You’re Fired!’ to Entire Federal Workforce At Once

Veronica TruthbombJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court authorizes the president to fire leaders of all independent agencies at will, effectively turning Washington into a live-action reality show.

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Biden Delivers 47-Minute Speech Calling Trump a ‘Loser,’ Forgets Why He Started Calling Trump a ‘Loser’

Buck MulliganJune 29, 2026

President Biden labeled Donald Trump a 'loser' dozens of times during a Maryland gala speech, leaving attendees and political strategists confused but oddly entertained.

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Global Ceasefire Threatened as Trump Demands Iran Surrender by Next Commercial Break

Larry LiteralistJune 29, 2026

President Trump demands Iran surrender in record time following escalating crossfire, as world leaders express concern and global ceasefire negotiations stall.

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Trump Explains to Congress That Being an ‘Appendage’ Still Beats Being ‘Completely Vestigial’

Veronica TruthbombJune 29, 2026

Senator Bill Cassidy criticized Donald Trump for treating Congress as an 'appendage' in war matters, prompting Trump to boast that Congress should be grateful for not being totally vestigial.

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Area Man Spends Graduation Money On ‘Assassination Startup,’ Vows To Disrupt Presidential Security Industry

Chester P. NonsenseJune 28, 2026

A 19-year-old Ohio man allegedly used his graduation money to fund a far-right assassination plot against Trump, motivated by TikTok connections and internet ambition.

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Springfield, Ohio Panics as Supreme Court Ruling Threatens Only Functioning Part of Local Economy: Haitian Community That Actually Works

Penny PunchlineJune 28, 2026

Springfield, Ohio residents worry that a Supreme Court ruling endangering Haitian immigrants’ legal status will undermine the city’s revitalization and economic stability.

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Bill Barr Reassures Senate That Trump’s Attorney General Pick Will Grovel Only If ‘Absolutely Necessary’

Gloria HyperboleJune 28, 2026

Bill Barr urges the Senate to confirm Todd Blanche as attorney general, reassuring Republicans that Blanche will only perform acts of sycophancy when 'absolutely necessary.'

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Trump Vows 100% Tariffs On Any Nation That Even Thinks About Taxing Netflix Password Sharing

Larry LiteralistJune 27, 2026

Trump threatened 100% tariffs on any country that proposes a digital services tax impacting US tech firms, escalating tensions with European nations.

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