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Amazon Relieves Burdened Gamers by Offering 10% Off Backlog-Inducing Award Winners

Gloria HyperboleDecember 13, 2025

Amazon launches a massive sale on Game Awards titles, helping already-overwhelmed gamers add even more unfinished games to their ever-growing backlogs.

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FIFA Announces World Cup Will Now Feature Every Country, State, Province, and Several Well-Organized Neighborhood Softball Teams

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 12, 2025

FIFA announces the 2026 World Cup will include hundreds of new teams—ranging from countries to local neighborhoods—in its most ambitious expansion yet.

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World Cup Match Accidentally Schedules Egypt and Iran to Attend Rainbow-Themed Soccer Rave

Chester P. NonsenseDecember 11, 2025

FIFA faces diplomatic headaches after accidentally scheduling Egypt and Iran, two culturally conservative nations, to play in Seattle's World Cup 'Pride Match' originally planned as a rainbow-themed celebration.

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Iran Demands FIFA Restyle ‘Pride Match’ as Either ‘Shame Match’ or at Least ‘Mildly Uncomfortable Match’

Buck MulliganDecember 10, 2025

Iran’s football authorities objected to FIFA’s plan to brand their World Cup game against Egypt as a ‘Pride Match’, urging organizers to rename it to better suit their cultural preferences.

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Trump Announces 2026 World Cup to Feature Penalty Shootouts at Mar-a-Lago, Orange Ballots for Goals

Buck MulliganDecember 9, 2025

Donald Trump reportedly partners with FIFA to give the 2026 World Cup a 'MAGA makeover,' including Mar-a-Lago shootouts and orange ballots for scoring.

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Transgender Athlete Claims Teammate’s C In Algebra Caused By ‘Negative Vibes’ From Cafeteria Salad

Penny PunchlineDecember 8, 2025

A former SJSU trans athlete alleged that a teammate’s eating habits and academic downturn were caused by cafeteria salads and locker room energy, sparking widespread confusion.

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Gamers Defend Right To Play Bad Video Game ‘Horses,’ Insist Suffering Is Core To Artistic Experience

Buck MulliganDecember 7, 2025

The controversial, critically panned video game 'Horses' becomes a viral bestseller after its high-profile bans, as gamers unite to defend their right to play games widely regarded as unenjoyable.

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FIFA Launches Peace Prize, Enlists World’s Most Notorious Oligarchs to Bring Humanity Together

Larry LiteralistDecember 6, 2025

FIFA has announced a new Peace Prize overseen by a Myanmar junta-affiliated tycoon, with Donald Trump rumored as the first recipient and the awards ceremony set for international waters.

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FIFA Announces Peace Prize, Entrusts Selection to Myanmar Arms Dealer Who Once Meditated for Three Minutes

Buck MulliganDecember 5, 2025

FIFA launches a new peace prize, with future winners to be chosen by a businessman close to Myanmar's junta, raising eyebrows about the award's independence.

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Indie Horror Game ‘Horses’ Banned from All Major Platforms for Being ‘Too Unsettling,’ Still Allowed at Grandma’s House

Buck MulliganDecember 4, 2025

Indie horror game ‘Horses’ is banned by major online game stores for violating opaque policies, but finds unexpected success on GOG and at the developer’s grandmother’s house.

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